"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Boy kisses Hayley Williams without her permission

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2bhqOIZkLk&feature=player_embedded#!

I think this girl needs to sort herself out, a) she is butters beyond belief b) she fronts an emo band and at 21 years old should really start recording decent music and c) her accent is horrendous.

If I was that lad, I'd have walked up to her, grabbed her snogged her face off and then hurl her off stage hoping she snapped her neck on the way down.

The idiot is apparently on youtube defending the action of a greasy haried d*ckstain.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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You forgot to mention that her tits are now on the internet.
 

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i don't even know who she is. never heard of her before in my life. i guess that shows how popular she is.lol
 

theunflushables

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San Jose California said:
Google Images is your friend.

But really, they're not worth the time. They're very meh.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Back to the topic at hand, I think she over-reacted a bit. Completely humiliated a fan in front of hundreds of people. Then tried to play off this whole "go woman go!" bullsh!t to the crowd.

Gag.

I guess her boyfriend was there with her, which is probably why she reacted the way she did. She's probably cheated on her boyfriend multiple times, so here was her opportunity to play it off like "I'm an innocent girl!" in front of him and her fans.

-Scars
 

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Robert28 said:
i don't even know who she is. never heard of her before in my life. i guess that shows how popular she is.lol
So it's not just me...btw she looks like crap in the video and b1tchy to boot.
 
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