"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Boy is this Dad in trouble!

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8309818.stm

TV news crews in the US tracked the balloon as it landed

Police are searching for a six-year-old boy missing after he reportedly floated away in a helium balloon that later came down with no sign of him aboard.

The drama was played out on TV, with US networks devoting their airtime to live footage of the balloon over Colorado.

Two hours later it came down in fields and was surrounded by rescue vehicles.

A sheriff's spokeswoman said the boy had reportedly climbed into a basket attached to the balloon but the basket was not attached when it landed.

Spokeswoman Kathy Messick said investigators were looking at every possibility, including whether the boy was ever on the aircraft.

Police officers are searching on the ground in the direction in which the balloon flew, as well as the neighbourhood where the family lives.

She said his parents were "very traumatised".

Access door

The silver balloon, apparently made by the boy's father, reportedly reached heights of 7,000ft (2km).

It was floating about 40 miles north of Denver before it came down.

Balloon on the ground
Emergency vehicles surrounded the aircraft as it landed

Earlier, Larimer County sheriff's office spokeswoman Cathy Davis told reporters the balloon had been tethered in the back garden of the boy's family home.

She said two of the sons were playing outside when the older boy saw the younger one climb in, apparently through an access door, and the balloon fly away.

The boy has been named by police as Falcon Heene.

His father, Richard Heene, apparently used the balloon to track the weather.

Live footage of the balloon, which was being tracked by media helicopters, showed it soaring high above the ground.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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update:
A six-year-old boy thought to have been carried away by a helium balloon in Colorado was in fact hiding in a box in an attic at home, an official has said.

Larimer county sheriff Jim Alderman told reporters that apparently Falcon Heene had "been there the whole time".

Correction. Boy is that KID gonna be in trouble!!!!

They had to cancel all northbound flights from DIA for a couple hours too!


Oh, and the family appeared in 'wife swap. Attention seeking must run in their genes.

(CBS) The 6-year-old Colorado boy feared to have floated off in a helium balloon but was later found safe at his home has been identified as Falcon Heene, the youngest son of an eccentric family that twice appeared on the ABC reality series "Wife Swap."

The saga captivated people around the country as they stopped to watch the jaw-dropping sight on television of the balloon gliding through the air. Some wondered if the whole episode was a hoax.

The first "Wife Swap" episode on which the Heenes appeared juxtaposed a family that goes on "storm chasing" missions (the Heenes) with a conservative counterpart that conducted regular fire drills and never left children out of their sight.

Viewers later voted for two families who had previously appeared on the show - including the Heenes - to be featured in a special 100th episode swap in March. ABC called the family "science-obsessed."
 

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ya i heard the news on the radio while i was driving. So the balloon finally landed but the kid isn't in the balloon and they still haven't found him??

If that's the case im assuming the access basket fell off and the kid probably died on impact. The parents are probably never going to forget this and the father will probably be facing charges and the wife will probably be pissed at him for a while.
 

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I read this on another forum, and I couldn't help but think this was the stupidest news story I've ever heard. I thought it was a joke.

And apparently, it was.
 

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That joke caused one of the country's biggest airports to stop all northbound airtraffic for several hours.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ssj4halo said:
son admits that it was all a hoax:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI6UONWCq7A

dad gets all defensive. lol. this is getting good.

play at :44
I love how the dad says "yeah" and plays it out like what the kid said was completely unimportant or unintelligible. Then the mom says "no" because she certainly heard and understood it.

...and somebody farted.
 
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