"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bout To Get Laid!!!

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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If you waited until you actually got laid and then posted a FR about it, this thread would be a hell of a lot more interesting...

Go get da possy \o/
 

Cod3r

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When you're hittin it... choke her and make her say, 'cod3r' before you give her air... juss a suggestion

Seriously tho, a lil suffocation right when she's about to ***, best ever...



-Cod3r
 

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^ ^ Yeah I learned that a while ago on some slvt...

I choke the sh!t outta all girls i fvck now-a-dayz... i had one girl wanted me to simulate a rape on her, crazy broads out there...

I actually enjoy the choking tho, makes my d!ck really hard


-Cod3r
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Badmannaz

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the p*ssy was GREAT she had a fatass and some fat tities....she woke up in the morning all jumpy and in a good mood...i f*cked her so good it put her to sleep..it was bad for me because i wanted to keep goin for atleast 2 more hours!!...but she loved it!!!

Everybody needs to start posting there F*k Closes
it gives AFC's hope...and to believe i used to be one
 

Cod3r

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I fvcked the sh!t out of my girl this morning...

Just in case anyone was wondering


-Cod3r
 

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yo dawg, i bout to f uck this chick later bro
 

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Cod3r said:
^ ^ Yeah I learned that a while ago on some slvt...

I choke the sh!t outta all girls i fvck now-a-dayz... i had one girl wanted me to simulate a rape on her, crazy broads out there...

I actually enjoy the choking tho, makes my d!ck really hard


-Cod3r
TO ALL THOSE WHO DOUBTED MY POST YESTERDAY AND WHOEVER DELETED IT, THIS IS PROOF OF WHAT I WAS SAYING. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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