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Not long ago I was hanging with some friends when along came a man named Tom. Soon he was telling us about Francis, a woman who had done him wrong.

He told us that he had let her stay at his house when she needed a place to stay and that he had fed her, bought her clothing and accessories, paid for her medication, regularly gave her spending money, and let her use his car. He was angry because after all he had done for her, one day he went home to find that she had moved out, without notice, without a thank you, or even a goodbye.

One of the first questions he was asked, in light of his financial outlay, was “Was she good in bed?” He had no idea as he claimed he had no sexual intent, he was only helping her out of the goodness of his heart. Besides, he told us, she had hepatitis and would never have sex with her because of it.

Turns out that I know Francis - have for quite some time. We often flirt and hug when we see each other but it never goes beyond that – I know what kind of woman she is.

She told me that he has only one bedroom and that he insisted that she sleep in his bed while repeatedly insisting that he had no sexual intent. However she claimed that he continually tried to touch her. She says that she stayed with him only because he kept buying her things, giving her money. She says she finally left because, in spite of his proclamations, he was expecting, and getting more forcefully so, that she would have sex with him. Ewww yuck!

Another time and I was hanging out with the same guys as before and again Tom came along. All he could talk about was how horrible women were, how they used him, took advantage of him when all he was trying to do was to be nice to them. As he told his tale, some of the other guys were acting sympathetic towards him. Not me. I could see through his crap. Through his ramblings he told us that he had never been married, had never fathered children. He told us that he once proposed to a woman, gave her a $5000 ring. She took the ring and he hasn’t seen her since.

I was hanging out with my friend Amanda (see my threads “Strippers and church ladies” and “Another day with strippers”) and her friend Julie and who should we see but Tom. I quickly told the girls about Tom, telling them that he was most likely an easy mark. The wheels began turning in Julie’s head and in a few minutes she had gotten him to buy drinks for the three of us. Soon Julie was telling Amanda and me that she was going with Tom to a restaurant, to get something to eat.

The next day Julie was telling us that once she got into his car that he drove to his house, telling her that he was a good cook, that he could cook for her a better meal than she could get at a restaurant. She told us she was a bit apprehensive but that in the end the meal turned out to be really good, that she got more than her fill. After eating he insisted that she lay down on his bed and take a nap while he cleaned the kitchen. It got a little too weird for her so she left.

A couple of days later Amanda and I were at a social gathering and again we see Tom. Before long I saw Tom and Amanda talking. I figured she was just messing with him.

Latter on she told me what had transpired. Tom got another man to approach her, to ask her to speak with him. She went to hear him out of curiosity.

He told her that he wanted to sell his home and buy another, that he was looking for a roommate, a woman who he could “help”. She told him that she could afford only $300 a month. He said that it would cost her nothing, that he would pay for everything including utilities and food, whatever was needed.
“What’s the catch”, she asked.
“There is none”, he insisted. He just wanted to be nice, generous.
“No sex”, she pushed.
“That is not my intention”, he again insisted.
“I need my privacy”
“No problem, I’m usually gone half the day”
“And I have a boyfriend”
“If you have a boyfriend then the deal is off”

Later on Amanda and I were standing, talking to a group of friends when I noticed Tom once again approaching. When I pointed him out to Amanda, she pulled me close kissing me all over my head, squirming, pushing her body against mine.

As he approached our group he announced that he was about to depart. As he did he addressed each person in the group speaking to each looking into each person’s eyes, shaking their hand - everyone but me that is. He had to purposely go out of his way not to look at me let alone make eye contact. When he got to Amanda, he grasped her hand, held it lovingly, caressed it… He told her that if she needed any help, if she needed anything, all she had to do was ask. As he pulled away he rolled a twenty dollar bill into her hand.

Later that night as I snuggled with Amanda, she joked about how I had better appreciate her - especially considering that she had passed up Tom’s offer just to be with me.
 

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More tales from the over-the-hill lesbian stripper...
 

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johnnyrem said:
"she pulled me close kissing me all over my head, squirming, pushing her body against mine."

More Harlequin Romance Novel material.

I'm surprised there isn't reference to a "heaving bosom" somewhere.
Possibly if you spent more time romancing women rather than playing silly “game” with them then their romantic reactions would be an everyday kind of thing rather than just a novelty.

Men do NOT use the word "snuggle." They hate it.
You just used it.
 

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Tom got another man to approach her, to ask her to speak with him.

He told her that he wanted to sell his home and buy another, that he was looking for a roommate, a woman who he could “help”.
There's an organization of these people? I know that I've seem some creepy Craigslist ads from guys just like this.
 

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Just when I thought soft-core porn was a dying art, POTATO posts another one of her great Penthouse Forum letters again,...

*siiiiigghh*
 

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If only my printer still worked I could print this rubbish out to line my cat's food bowl.
 

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Yo Troops,


When I read this passage:

She told me that he has only one bedroom and that he insisted that she sleep in his bed while repeatedly insisting that he had no sexual intent. However she claimed that he continually tried to touch her. She says that she stayed with him only because he kept buying her things, giving her money. She says she finally left because, in spite of his proclamations, he was expecting, and getting more forcefully so, that she would have sex with him. Ewww yuck!
I was a bit confused by the title that POTATO chose to give this thread----BOTTOM FEEDER? Maybe I've seen TOO MUCH, or maybe I've been on the frontlines TOO LONG, but it would seem to me that a more appropriate title for this thread MIGHT have been:

TRICKS in frustration, HOES in denial. :yes:


Anyway...carry on.
 

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Victory Unlimited said:
Yo Troops,


When I read this passage:



I was a bit confused by the title that POTATO chose to give this thread----BOTTOM FEEDER? Maybe I've seen TOO MUCH, or maybe I've been on the frontlines TOO LONG, but it would seem to me that a more appropriate title for this thread MIGHT have been:

TRICKS in frustration, HOES in denial. :yes:


Anyway...carry on.
It all makes sense when you conclude that potato was referring to her over the hill strippers as the bottom feeders :D.
 

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johnnyrem said:
Incidentally, does your post have a point…
I was reading through a few threads the other day and noticed that there were incidents where the guy was presented as the victim where I could see that perhaps the guy contributed heavily to the confrontation or whatever. I was just showing a case I know of first hand where a guy went through life trying to buy women into living with him in the hopes that he might get lucky, mostly under false pretenses, all the while apparently unaware of the social skills and graces that he so lacks is making him ever so creepy to those women.

In my social circles, the various ones I’ve worked my way through throughout my life, it’s always been that when a man comes along who creeps the women out that the other men tend to drive that man away. It plays at a basic animalistic/tribal instinct. I’m not at all a jealous man nor violent but when men like Tom come around the women in my life I get the urge to hurt him, to send him on his way in such a condition that he would dread even the thought of returning.

#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#

I know of another situation. There is this woman, Debbie, who has a boyfriend of four years named Pete. Pete is kind of cool but he is as dumb as a box of rocks and tends to drink and do drugs and lose his jobs after a few weeks. Nonetheless Debbie continues to be in love with Pete and he with her. But Debbie wants a better life than Pete can provide. She has no discernable skills beyond the fact that she is somewhat good looking. So she has found a guy named Manual who offered her a deal pretty much as Tom offers women. She sleeps in his bed but claims to not be having sex with him. Pete sleeps on the couch and does yard work to pay for his keep.

#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#

Here is even another example of bottom feeder behavior. Once I was at a party with my friend Mary when another woman, Nancy, took a liking to me. Nancy told Mary that she was going to take me into a back room and have sex with me. Mary, thinking that I never would, told her to go ahead and try. Nancy lured me back saying that she wanted to show me something. Once I realized her intentions I told her I wasn’t interested. By time I got back to the party Mary had left in tears thinking that I had gone off to have sex with Nancy. I figured I’d just let her cry it out and talk to her about it later.

But Captain save a ho came to her rescue. This guy Doug found her in a saddened condition and offered to take her home and ended up being her handmaiden for three days. Later on Doug was complaining about how he was so nice to her and all that and how she just used him and wouldn’t even give him a kiss. He was a bottom feeder crawling around Mary in the hopes that she might become so distraught over me that she might turn to him.
 

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potato said:
I was reading through a few threads the other day and noticed that there were incidents where the guy was presented as the victim where I could see that perhaps the guy contributed heavily to the confrontation or whatever. I was just showing a case I know of first hand where a guy went through life trying to buy women into living with him in the hopes that he might get lucky, mostly under false pretenses, all the while apparently unaware of the social skills and graces that he so lacks is making him ever so creepy to those women.

In my social circles, the various ones I’ve worked my way through throughout my life, it’s always been that when a man comes along who creeps the women out that the other men tend to drive that man away. It plays at a basic animalistic/tribal instinct. I’m not at all a jealous man nor violent but when men like Tom come around the women in my life I get the urge to hurt him, to send him on his way in such a condition that he would dread even the thought of returning.

#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#

I know of another situation. There is this woman, Debbie, who has a boyfriend of four years named Pete. Pete is kind of cool but he is as dumb as a box of rocks and tends to drink and do drugs and lose his jobs after a few weeks. Nonetheless Debbie continues to be in love with Pete and he with her. But Debbie wants a better life than Pete can provide. She has no discernable skills beyond the fact that she is somewhat good looking. So she has found a guy named Manual who offered her a deal pretty much as Tom offers women. She sleeps in his bed but claims to not be having sex with him. Pete sleeps on the couch and does yard work to pay for his keep.

#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#

Here is even another example of bottom feeder behavior. Once I was at a party with my friend Mary when another woman, Nancy, took a liking to me. Nancy told Mary that she was going to take me into a back room and have sex with me. Mary, thinking that I never would, told her to go ahead and try. Nancy lured me back saying that she wanted to show me something. Once I realized her intentions I told her I wasn’t interested. By time I got back to the party Mary had left in tears thinking that I had gone off to have sex with Nancy. I figured I’d just let her cry it out and talk to her about it later.

But Captain save a ho came to her rescue. This guy Doug found her in a saddened condition and offered to take her home and ended up being her handmaiden for three days. Later on Doug was complaining about how he was so nice to her and all that and how she just used him and wouldn’t even give him a kiss. He was a bottom feeder crawling around Mary in the hopes that she might become so distraught over me that she might turn to him.
Well jeez no revelation here potato. We call those guys AFCs.
 

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ketostix said:
Well jeez no revelation here potato. We call those guys AFCs.
Really, this is average male behavior? I guess it explains why there are so many frustrated chumps. Actually I don't think the behavior of the men I described here, Tom, Manual, and Doug, is average or normal, or at least shouldn't be. They are more of the type that best serve humanity by not contributing to the gene pool, ie not breeding.
 

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potato said:
They are more of the type that best serve humanity by not contributing to the gene pool, ie not breeding.
The same could be said for your bottom-feeder, over-the-hill stripper friends :trouble:.
 

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LOL, I swear this world gets smaller everyday. My buddies and I all refer to women who use and/or leech off of the generous people as "bottom feeders."

Guess in most cases its a sense of "give and inch, they take a mile"
 

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With One Bound Yukon Gold was by her side,he seized her in his arms,with one frantic movement his hands tore the flimsy negligee from her body,he lecherously gazed at the pink nipples swollen with desire,on her snow white bosom...With a snarl he seized one breast in his outstretched hand,as with the other,he reached down to his throbbing manhood,then as he roughly pushed her onto the bed,she threw herself back in his arms,take me Spuddy she panted,mash me,I am yours....Dear Reader,for the next knee trembling episode,watch this space ......
 
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Scaramouche said:
With One Bound Yukon Gold was by her side,he seized her in his arms,with one frantic grasp he ripped her diaphenous night dress from her creamy white panting breasts,crowned with nipples hard with desire,soon frantically grasped in his hand,take me Spuddy she screamed,mash me,I am yours....

I must thank you for fvcking killing any urge I'll ever have of eating french fries again.

Less carbs for the K-Man!
 

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Conclusion: Potato spends a lot of time hanging with the mercenary ladies.
 
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