"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Boromir = Alpha
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
At least he survived....
squirrels
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After James Bond had to drop him 500 feet off a radar tower and the Uruk-Hai had to put three arrows through his heart to bring him down, you'd think these punks would come with more than a chunk of glass. 
Hmm, my rule is to never start a fight bc a guy is saying things to your girl unless he touches her. It's not worth it. Many guys try to impress their girl and start unnecessary fights that they could have avoided. Many have lost their lives that way.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
All this talk of Game of Thrones and nobody gets my post?
iqqi
Master Don Juan
If anyone wants to become a real man I am running a limited time workshop for just $299 I will stab you with a piece of glass then you get to patch yourself up right at the bar.
You DO want to be an alpha male, here is your chance!
You DO want to be an alpha male, here is your chance!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
He must have been on coke.
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
Game of Thrones is on HBO. Though if you don't have HBO you can Google Game of Thrones and find a way to watch it on your computer.search1ng said:
You do not need to read the books to understand the show. The show starts at the very beginning.
Easy.Maxtro said:
1. Get uTorrent and install it.
2. Run the speed guide and let uTorrent tweak itself for max speed.
3. Go to TPB (ThePirateBay.org) and download the top torrents with the most seeders. You click on "SE" in the search window to order by Seeders.
4. Download the torrents you want and open the torrent files with uTorrent. It does the rest.
HDTV reccomended, x264 has the best image quality. 720p is good enough, 1080p is better quality but takes much longer.