"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I ran across an interesting dialogue of doctors discussing the possibility that all humans are born females, a concept which as you can imagine, the Feminists are drooling over.

http://userpages.umbc.edu/~korenman/wmst/fetus.html

It seems that modern science has yet to prove this case conclusively, thought I am curious what facts you guys can dig up as well.

Another interesting theory proposed is that women have a more complete gene-set in their brains than we do:

http://www.futurepundit.com/archives/001722.html

So science seems to be proposing that not only were we all women at one time, but that the day we started producing testosterone and external genitalia, we got a little bit dumber.

Discuss.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Señor Fingers said:
I ran across an interesting dialogue of doctors discussing the possibility that all humans are born females, a concept which as you can imagine, the Feminists are drooling over
All humans are born humans - and our human nature is derived from our genetics - which encompass the male and female totality. To say we are all born females is agenda driven and they are making conclusions from inconclusive data - the same as dawin matrix shyt! Many scientists are funded by foundations and the moneyed class who have an agenda!!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Many scientists are funded by foundations and the moneyed class who have an agenda!!
Aint that the truth.. just look at the FDA ruling which proclaimed cloned meat to be safe for human consumption. Dont ask the scientists to explain why clones die so young though :rolleyes:
 
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Aint that the truth.. just look at the FDA ruling which proclaimed cloned meat to be safe for human consumption. Dont ask the scientists to explain why clones die so young though :rolleyes:
Don't get me started on the FDA!! They are a bogus institution and have little regard to protect the public. They are merely a institution designed to stifle any new competition in the Food & Drug areas so that a monopoly can exist!!

Cloned meat

radiated food

mercury in vaccines

BGH

MSG

...and other chemicals in our foods that are not required to be put on their labels!! Aren't they (the FDA) suppose to be giving us more information so that we can make better decisions on what to eat? Hmmmm, who do they really represent?
 
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Yes, I heard about the viruses - it is suppose to make us healthy :rolleyes:

And cancer has skyrocketed amongst the populous, since the cancer "research" institute was established! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Yeah, I'm with MacAvoy. How could you seriously classify anyone with XY chromosomes as "female" simply because their body hasn't fully developed yet in the womb? "Not having a penis" is a fairly ridiculous definition of female.

Also, IQ tests routinely show that men are smarter than women, and specifically that we're better at science and math.
 

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Good points Obsidian,

You also have to wonder just how "stupid" we are when we have engineered much of the world as we know it today.

At the same time there is the flip side to this argument. Men typically do all the hard work and grind through the logic involved to make his home and his world.. all a woman has to do is have a nice set of tits and she gets the free pass with all of that as a bonus...in most cases for doing absolutely nothing. :crazy:

Makes you really think.. who's the smart one here?

MacAvoy said:
Its quite simple, we start off as women, then WE KEEP EVOLVING into men. Thats why we are superior.
For the record I dont think there is a superior, but this made me LOL! I would love to hear you say that to one of these doctors!

Here's another interesting article for you guys to check out, totally different take for you to chew on (LMS will enjoy this one):

A Shamanistic Perspective on Man vs Woman
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MacAvoy said:
Its quite simple, we start off as women, then WE KEEP EVOLVING into men. Thats why we are superior.
Right. Our ring fingers keep right on growing while theirs gets stunted.
 

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Celeste Allegrea Adams, huh?... That was some pretty funny sh!t, right there.


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Well we control your existence.

By doing what, having babies? :rolleyes:


Anyways, I really have my doubts that we were all female in the womb... I mean, if that were true it would mean that we all had a uterus, a vagina, and a whole lotta' other sh!t we don't have anymore... nipples aside. So, what happend to all those 'girly' parts if this is true?-- did my vagina become my a$$hole or something?!

Just because my d!ck hadn't grown in yet doesn't mean that I was female. Males and females have very different physiology. From our blood vessels to their sweat glands, we are built quite a bit differently... it just wouldn't make any biological sense for a human being to switch from one sex to another.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go practice my Lightning Dance Exercise. I want to bring balance to the male and female energies within myself and the Earth before I take a dump and go to sleep.... :p
 
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:crackup: @ your aunt's line, iqqi.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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