"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bored on a Friday night...

Jhcl4000

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Anyone else? One friend is at a party, and the a$$hole didn't invite me, WTF? I seriously text him, "how's the party," and he responds, "just got here." Plus, MD sucks ass, I have to go to Baltimore or D.C. (like an hour or more away) to hit a club, and there is a high AIDs rate there, also I'm 19 AND have no-one to go with. I'm almost thinking about taking a drive, my god being bored is depressing.

Went to the gym from 7:30 pm till 9 pm. Possible IOI from an HB. Saw her in the stretch area, however many minutes later when I'm standing at a machine, just having finished a set, she walks right in front of me, so of course I look at her, she has a vague closed-mouth smile on her face and looks away almost as soon as I 'catch her' looking at me. Huh, pretty sure she has a BF since I've seen her working out with some guy before, lucky bastard if he is.

I also have to walk right up to where the AW b!tch who flaked on me TWICE a few weeks ago after going out on one date so I can swipe my gym card (she's the receptionist, and a wolf in sheeps clothing if you know what I mean). I'm NCing her (obviously), not saying anything, not even hi or bye, and her best friend (when she's there) seriously INSISTS on saying hi (and bye) to me when I walk in and out and tries to converse (I guess) with me at the desk. Stupid sh!t though, like, "Can I have your car? Can I have your dad? (like wtf?)" Then laughing when I shake my head and walk away. I noticed two AFC's were in there sitting on the couch next to the desk talking the the AW's best friend for like a fvcking hour. How do I know they're AFC's? They were sitting on the couch talking for a fvcking hour to this girl at a gym (get a life, or at least act like you have sh!t to do). So of course when I walk out and she says bye I turn around and tell her to stop staring at me and undressing me with her eyes.

Yeah, I never would have wrote this lame sh!t but I'm bored as fvck, anyone wanna come to MD and go out at 10:30 pm?

Oh, and here's entertainment for anyone who hasn't seen it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Solomon

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i DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR YOU!

Lol @ you having the nerve to call the guys afc, when this whole thread reeks of afcness

:rolleyes:

Stop whining, log the fucc off, and go out there pull some tail

If I wasn't working whether I have wingman or not, whether I have to drive an hour or not that's what I would be doing, instead of complaining like a AFC online about my life

:kick:
 

ENIGMA16

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Went to the gym from 7:30 pm till 9 pm. Possible IOI from an HB. Saw her in the stretch area, however many minutes later when I'm standing at a machine, just having finished a set, she walks right in front of me, so of course I look at her, she has a vague closed-mouth smile on her face and looks away almost as soon as I 'catch her' looking at me. Huh, pretty sure she has a BF since I've seen her working out with some guy before, lucky bastard if he is.
If you knew she was interested why didn't you pursue????

I also have to walk right up to where the AW b!tch who flaked on me TWICE a few weeks ago after going out on one date so I can swipe my gym card (she's the receptionist, and a wolf in sheeps clothing if you know what I mean). I'm NCing her (obviously), not saying anything, not even hi or bye
WTF? Why? You're obviously mad about it; a DJ wouldn't be mad because he's got plenty of other women lined up. Your anger is weakness. Just be friendly to her.

and her best friend (when she's there) seriously INSISTS on saying hi (and bye) to me when I walk in and out and tries to converse (I guess) with me at the desk. Stupid sh!t though, like, "Can I have your car? Can I have your dad? (like wtf?)" Then laughing when I shake my head and walk away.
Maybe she's interested and that's why her friend didn't pursue you...

So of course when I walk out and she says bye I turn around and tell her to stop staring at me and undressing me with her eyes.
Wow that was f*cking stupid. How'd that turn out for you? Pretty badly, I'm guessing, considering you're sitting at home alone.

Yeah, I never would have wrote this lame sh!t but I'm bored as fvck, anyone wanna come to MD and go out at 10:30 pm?
Being bored is a mindset. You should be able to entertain yourself.
 

Jhcl4000

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JLay87 said:
WTF? Why? You're obviously mad about it; a DJ wouldn't be mad because he's got plenty of other women lined up. Your anger is weakness. Just be friendly to her.
Anger is only weakness if projected in public. I've got it all in a little bottle under my bed with the boogieman. Anger can also be turned into aggressiveness which can be helpful.

JLay87 said:
Wow that was f*cking stupid. How'd that turn out for you? Pretty badly, I'm guessing, considering you're sitting at home alone.
Chill, take a Percocet or something, brah... Something bothering you? It seemed to go well, actually, friend.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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