"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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is this the dumb thing that pops out at you when you hit the walls?
 
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Potbelly said:
is this the dumb thing that pops out at you when you hit the walls?
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I don't kno wat you mean. U have to go ALLLLLLLLLLLL the way back to the beginning if u hit the walls. It's a biatch.
 
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I nearly sh'at myself when I hit the wall on the third level and that thing popped up. You suck! :(
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Eh done this before. My friend was watching me all giggly waiting to see what happened. I was just confused though and thought it was a popup. Whata douche, haha.
 
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Call_Me_Daddy said:
YOU MOTHER****ER!! :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: DAMN POPUP!!

On a side note: did anyone finish the fourth level?
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Theres a level 4? Never beat 3... But yeah, it's old news.
 
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