"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Border change in Europe!

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Congratulations, Montenegro, on your secession from Serbia!

I love border changes. Anyone else get excited by the peaceful redrawing of political divisions?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Honestly, I wonder if you feel the same way if California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas all said goodbye to the U.S. As a Serb i am sad that my country is slowly falling apart. But hey, we should all love border changes right? ****ing hypocrite....
 

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I don't want to lay blame anywhere here, but Serbs considering other nations as part of theirs has caused a lot of problems in the last fifteen years. If Montenegrins want independence, be thankful they took it peacefully.

And I'd be excited if states broke from the US - actually I actively support Hawaiian and Texan independence.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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It's retarded. The new country is close to ~70 square miles.

People are impatiant. They need change, better life....unfortionetly it doesn't come over night.....so in the mean time they do stupid sh!t like this.


what bugs me is how the Kosovo thing turned out. It's like turning over texas to mexicans.
 

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The president of Montenegro is being invesigated on charges of cigarette smuggling by the Italian government, the only case in the world where a head of state is, by another nation. The EU fears this will cause more tension and will cause crime to soar, as the serbian presence leaves Montenegro. It is strange to se former Yugoslavia fall further and further apart. And I suspect Kosovo will be freed to now. It seems that, if everybody else is, Kosovo will be wanting that too.

It was a close call though. Montenegro is full of people who see themselves as Serbs. It is unfortunate for the Serbian nation to become widely split as a minority population in many countries. I even heard some Serbian politician saying in a newspaper that it was time to go "back to the roots" and become a monarchy in Serbia.

I sure hope that, 25 years from now, all these countries could be living peacefully together as members of the EU. That would make borders matter much less. It will probably still be hard on Serbian self-image. Becoming landlocked is something of a trauma.

No hard feelings anybody,

And hope you all make it to the EU and the EU finally gets a constitution!
 

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God I hope the serbian part of Banat and also Vojvodina will one day be a part of their right owner Romania.

The only thing I like about serbs are their "plescavita's" and I live about 100 km from the border with them, so I know them pretty well because its full of them around here.
 

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how about america gets all the land it wants and whoever has said anything bad about us in the past 20 years should get their peice of field torn apart and/or bombed.


*end reading of bush foreign policy* hehheh
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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All the "color revolutions" in the East have been heavily financed by George Soros, the National Endowment for Democracy (NED) and USAid. These last two are tax funded and get tax-deductible contributions. They are headed by some of the top globalists from both U.S. parties, like Madeleine Albright and John McCain - no friends of the sovereignty of their own people, or anyone else's. NED has actually been headed by Carl Gershman for twenty years, a member of the Social Democrats USA, a Trotskyite party. Suck on that. Read what Congressman Ron Paul has to say about it all, he ain't happy.

George Soros' foundations, NED, USAid and other similar organizations will support anyone in Belarus, Ukraine, Macedonia, Georgia and elsewhere - attempts have also been made in Lebanon and Russia - who is willing to adopt liberal values, abandon any lingering traditional values, accept mass immigration when the people have been softened up enough, and wipe out borders and sovereignty by joining the EU, NATO, the WTO, etc.

Otpor, the "youth movement" in Serbia, was financed by these, just like the youth movements in Ukraine and Belarus and Georgia. (They failed in Belarus, though. Apparently the opposition took the money and ran. They promised hundreds of thousands of demonstrators, who would force the president from power, but only a few thousand showed up.) In a poor country bombed to bits, Otpor got an influx of money (courtesy of the U.S. taxpayers who have little say in where their money goes) from abroad, along with instructions on how best to work the Western TV cameras. That is hard to compete with for those who don't get any outside help. Just like in Ukraine. It's all about televized PR these days, even in a so-called spontaneous outcry of indignation.

The spontaneous crowd that stormed Milosevic's home and illegally abducted him, so that he could illegally be handed over to foreigners, was mostly fake; only afterward did we learn of the bussed-in security guards and police from U.S.-friendly towns, who were dressed up in civilian clothing.

Me, I'm tired of this. These top brass use Western money to finance some sort of new globalist order for Europe. It serves neither American nor West European nor East European interests. It serves only those who hate the idea of national identities, national traditions, and sovereignty.

Let me guess: the "right" kind of parties in Montenegro, those willing to join the EU and just drool at border-scrapping in general, will get even more Western money now. Montenegro will be set up as a showcase in the Balkans, presented as the very picture of how successful a country can be if it abandons old tiresome identities and adopts modernized values. As Montenegro is so small, this will be fairly easy to do. Pay up, American taxpayers, you have no say in the matter. Open your borders, peoples of the EU, we have no say in the matter either. Ah, controlled and orchestrated democracy, an idea whose time has come.
 

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Cile said:
Honestly, I wonder if you feel the same way if California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas all said goodbye to the U.S. As a Serb i am sad that my country is slowly falling apart. But hey, we should all love border changes right? ****ing hypocrite....
Are you really a Serb? I'm thinking of moving over, do you have any advice?
 

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Not necceserly, India (and probably many other's but I'm only a low level history buff) was once a great nation (I'm talking about 200 years back). Dont want to bring up any imigration topics but being choped into 4 distinct and unnatural parts didn't do it much good.

Spider007 is right, people think one little thing can change theier whole world.
 

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Yes i was born in Belgrade Serbia, lived there for 12 years. Upper, i dont know if you are joking about moving there or not but it depends where you are from. If you are in the area and know what you are getting youself into, then move there if you want to. But if you are a western raised boy who is curious about a really screwed up place then i would suggest that you stay away from Serbia.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Joe The Homophobe said:
The illuminati globalist elite destroyed Serbia. Much like the war in Iraq the destruction of Serbia was planned long ago by the elite this is a known fact.
Just like the government caused 9/11 to happen. And just like Honda Fits are good looking vehicles.
 

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Exo said:
Spider007 is right, people think one little thing can change theier whole world.
Some people call that the great lie of nationalism.
 

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Joe The Homophobe said:
The illuminati globalist elite destroyed Serbia. Much like the war in Iraq the destruction of Serbia was planned long ago by the elite this is a known fact.
Since you know all about the top secret plans of the Illuminati, can you tell us the exact time, location, and details of the next major political event?

(ie. absolute election outcomes, with exact voting percentages, name of the winner, and percentage of non-voting population)
 

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diplomatic_lies said:
Since you know all about the top secret plans of the Illuminati, can you tell us the exact time, location, and details of the next major political event?

(ie. absolute election outcomes, with exact voting percentages, name of the winner, and percentage of non-voting population)

He didn't say HE was Illuminati.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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