Booty calls

[Sexy_Malibu]

Okay, it's almost 1 am where I am and I just got two, count 'em TWO booty calls in a row!! On a Wednesday. My head's a bit gassed up now.

I know I'm a girl... so anyone who thinks I shouldn't be here at all doesn't have to respond, but I was just wondering what the DJs have to say about Bootycall Etiquette...

I'm always kind of surprised when I get a SOBER bootycall, but it happens pretty frequently. Any thoughts?

 

[-HPNOTIQ-]

Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Okay, it's almost 1 am where I am and I just got two, count 'em TWO booty calls in a row!! On a Wednesday. My head's a bit gassed up now.

I know I'm a girl... so anyone who thinks I shouldn't be here at all doesn't have to respond, but I was just wondering what the DJs have to say about Bootycall Etiquette...

I'm always kind of surprised when I get a SOBER bootycall, but it happens pretty frequently. Any thoughts?

You're not the first..and probably not the last girl on this board. We welcome good advice where ever it comes from.

Ahh..the bootycall. For you fellas out there, gotta have your own place. Make a booty call for the girl to come to mommy and daddy's house..thats laughable.

For this situation...bring the jimmy hats miss..dont want to see you on Jerry Springer trying to figure out which booty call fathered your kid.

Enjoy!

 

[One on One]

Where do you live? I'll make it 3 booty calls.

 

[Starman]

Two booty calls in a row?? heh That was me..I dialed 1-900.Tang-Now twice..why were you breathing heavy?

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ha ha ha hahahaha........

hey starman ya punk. Why are you gonna send me a private message and then have your ****in message box too full for me to respond!

oh and as for the booty calls... they were CALLS... no booty for me tonight. Not unless starman wants to take a trip to new york and dazzle me with his sense of humor...

 

[smokey]

thoughts?

Well, you can either take it or turn it down and stroke your ego.
That's what I do.

 

[Starman]

I humbly apolgize MaliBru, If I wear my underwear on my head will you forgive me?

I will clean out my box now..if you clean your box

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Originally posted by crazykid
So you ONLY called someone? No sex? That's not a real booty call...I can change that. *Looks at clock* I do have time to kill...

Geeeez, what are you guys smokin' dope tonight!? I didn't call anybody. I GOT two calls in a row... I'm going to sleep (alone) in a few minutes... so no booty tonight, but I was just surprised to get any calls on a Wednesday night let alone two from two different guys. I could have said I got two phone calls, but hey, these were flat out booty calls, just because I don't accept them, doesn't mean they're not still bootycalls

 

[Starman]

ya know malibu..I read you were a serial Kisser..this passed weekend..I kissed 2 chicks..and now Im sick

do you ever get colds/flu from this??

Im taking a vacation from kissing strangers

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Originally posted by Starman
I humbly apolgize MaliBru, If I wear my underwear on my head will you forgive me?

I will clean out my box now..if you clean your box

Too late, I am too lazy to re-type my response. And you're really missing out too because I had included a link to some nude pics of me... ha ha ha...

 

[Starman]

By "Link to Nude Photo's"

do you mean this

http://guadalupeoriginalfoods.com/Link.jpg

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Originally posted by Starman
ya know malibu..I read you were a serial Kisser..this passed weekend..I kissed 2 chicks..and now Im sick

do you ever get colds/flu from this??

Im taking a vacation from kissing strangers

OH NO. WHERE DID YOU READ THAT STARMAN!!? Actually DON'T answer that please. hee hee hee... I am a serial kisser, nope never get sick, and c'mon we're not strangers anymore!!!

 

[NewMan]

Starman...

Starman,......

You a funny Fvcker for sure. I like your style.

 

[Mr. Mystery]

Sexy_Malibu:

I have a question for you regarding women making booty calls...

I ran into a girl I hadn't seen in a while at a grocery store one day, she ended up getting my number. A week or two later, I get a call at like 2:30 AM, she says hello Mr. Mystery are you awake? I said I was sleeping till she woke me up (not C&F, just grumpy ). So she apologizes and hangs up.

This was awhile back and I haven't heard from her since. I think I scared her off with my tired grumpiness.

Is it nessecary to accept the first proposal for there to be any further proposals?

Mr. Mystery

 

[iqqi]

well, don't be so damned grumpy for one! she probaly thinks you hate her.

 

[ulsterman]

What is a "booty call"? This is yet another Americanism lost on us old-worlders this side of the Atlantic, and I have not yet been able to deduce it from the context in any of the posts on this thread...

 

[iqqi]

that means he just wants the booty. aka butt. aka sex.

 

[BrWnSugaMan]

BOOTY CALL:

1.) Booty = sex, a$$, pu$$y, "gettn' some action"

2.) Call = to call the other person up on the phone.


-Basically, a "Boot-Call" is what Americans term the process of calling up someone that you are interested in and propositioning them for sex without strings.

These usually occur late at night/early morning hours when the Booty-Caller has consumed a large amount of alochol.

 

[ulsterman]

Oh, I see. Thanks for the explanation... I won't say it never happens here in rural Northern Ireland, but it would be relatively uncommon...

 

[dionysius_d]

Thanks Ulsterman.. i was also intrigued by the phrase.