"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

booty call

glass half full

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 2, 2012
Messages
894
Reaction score
285
I'm fresh out of a twenty year relationship, and i am curious as to how to set up situations with women that give them booty call status. I gotta know this:D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Greasy Pig

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 22, 2009
Messages
1,675
Reaction score
102
Location
Australia
Welcome! First thing you must do - before you so anything else - is read the DJ Bible and any other sticky threads at the top of the various forums.
This will answer most of your questions but then feel free to ask something you're still unsure of.
After 20 years off the market, my only advice is to get out there and start meeting new women. That's the best school you can get.
 

PackDaddy

Don Juan
Joined
Nov 18, 2012
Messages
113
Reaction score
12
Location
Los Angeles
Hey glass half full, it's really cool to see that you're not imploding like a lot of people do after a 20 year LTR. Seems like you're the type to not let that hold you back. That's refreshing.

Best of luck man. Keep that up!
 
Top