wordism
Don Juan
Anybody watch this show on adultswim? Last episode was hillarious when the guy was texting some chick.. and goes hold on let me send her a smiley face.. "*****es love smiley faces" 
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.