"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Anybody watch this show on adultswim? Last episode was hillarious when the guy was texting some chick.. and goes hold on let me send her a smiley face.. "*****es love smiley faces" :D
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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actually Ive wanted to check it out but havent got around to it yet. I love the comic though
 

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Funny as hell, gotta see the "Trial of R. Kelly" episode. :crackup:
 

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that show is awesome. i dont get to see it much tho. i like the x-box killer episode.

"Freddy ain't dead! Freddy says bring it, *****!"

and the one white guy is always like, ".....What the hell ya'll lookin' at?!"

ah, good stuff.

-Hey, you know.... sometimes i wish we would just hang out with some kids or something....
-.....We are kids.......
-Oh yeah, i forget sometimes....
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I LOVE that damn show. I always crack up when I hear uncle Ruckus. lol
 
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