SmooveMooves
Master Don Juan
What's the ideal breast size?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Boobs
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
bigger the better, but there are no bad boobs, B is good, C is great, D is amazing, DD is mythical/legendary
A cup means that she's far too young for you to even consider looking at her chest. you outgrew 12 year olds when you were 13ish
A cup means that she's far too young for you to even consider looking at her chest. you outgrew 12 year olds when you were 13ish
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Ruler...,that was a sweet story lolololol
SmooveMooves
Master Don Juan
I like 36b. I'm a decent sized guy 6'1, 200 lbs, but my hands are small. 36b seems to fill my hands up just right.
I like petite girls. Slim, curvy, with a nice sized ass and a decent chest. Those big brick houses don't do it for me man. :/
Huge ass, Huge tits DD. Yuck
I like petite girls. Slim, curvy, with a nice sized ass and a decent chest. Those big brick houses don't do it for me man. :/
Huge ass, Huge tits DD. Yuck
Tictac
Banned
They're like fingerprints - every set unique.
We're all going to have our preferences. My main plate is 5'6", fit and 36D.
Yum!
We're all going to have our preferences. My main plate is 5'6", fit and 36D.
Yum!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
My last gf was a G cup. Fvcking those giant t!ts and cvmming into them was amazing.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Fake t!ts have gotten so good, that I can't tell by feel when a pair is fake. The old fake t!ts used to be hard. The new ones jiggle and feel squishy like real boobs.
Tictac
Banned
I was with some friends and their dates/wives a whole back. My 36D girl was with me. A couple of the women (obliquely) asked her about her 'girls'.
She's all natural. We were talking about it after the company left. We both got some good laughs out of that.
She's all natural. We were talking about it after the company left. We both got some good laughs out of that.