Boners at bad times :mad:

[Derek Flint]

Why are you embarrassed about being a Man?

And who gives a f*** what other people think?

 

[eminence]

3 words: electric shock therapy. attach something to your penis to shock you, each time you feel the urge to get a hard on use the handy button on your wris****ch to deliver 120volts of pure boner killing electricity, eventually you will condition yourself so you no longer get hard. at least this way you have an excuse for acting like a bivtch

 

[wolf116]

3 words: electric shock therapy. attach something to your penis to shock you, each time you feel the urge to get a hard on use the handy button on your wris****ch to deliver 120volts of pure boner killing electricity, eventually you will condition yourself so you no longer get hard. at least this way you have an excuse for acting like a bivtch

Dude. Once when I was like 15, I was thinking. What if I got the shocker out of a cigerette lighter and give it a zap through my pocket in desperate situations!!!!

Was too scared to try. and I still want to be able to get an erection.

 

[wolf116]

Why are you embarrassed about being a Man?

And who gives a f*** what other people think?

So you would turn up to work with a boner and act like its cool. Whatever. I have never seen anyone walking the around the public being proud of there boner.

I'm not embarrassed to be a man in sexual situations with only females looking. Like when I'm grinding or playing strip poker with me and three girls.

 

[wolf116]

hey it happens to me as well, so what I do is think about something else...and not about banging the chick in a minute.

I try my hardest to think about gross ****. But pictures of tits and ass keep poping into my head. I'm usually not thinking about banging a chick. Just her looks do it for me.

 

[wolf116]

Yeah, think of your mother - if that doesn't work, your grandmother.

..or point it to the sky and wear jeans.

The Muscly Jerk

Man, you don't want to associate your mother with hornieness/boners. that's bad news. Your mind will make a connection.

It's like when I eat dinner, there is always medicial shows on. So now when I see grose sh!t like intestines spilled out over the table. It just makes me hungry.

 

[Rebound Material]

I guess the worst time ive ever had a boner was at church...so many hot b!tches!!

...it felt weird walking up to the altar for holy bread with a hard on...

 

[Holland]

Think about some fatass ugly old hag. It'll shrink like CRAZY. Sometimes it even retreats back into your body if you do it right (joke)

 

[Derek Flint]

So you would turn up to work with a boner and act like its cool. Whatever. I have never seen anyone walking the around the public being proud of there boner.

I'm not embarrassed to be a man in sexual situations with only females looking. Like when I'm grinding or playing strip poker with me and three girls.

I don't give a f*** what other people think.

If I've got a boner, I've got a boner.

Are you embarrassed to have a cold?

Then why would you be embarrassed to have a boner?

 

[Bible_Belt]

When Bubba the Love Sponge still had his radio show in Tampa, one of his sidekicks talked about having a flower delivery job and having to deliver to the nudist colony in Lutz. He said that he asked the people in the naked disco about their boner policy, and they said that boners were not allowed on the dance floor. When a guy on the dance floor got a little too excited, some bouncers who were jokingly referred to as 'the boner police' came to escort the guy away from the crowd for a 'boner timeout' until he calmed down.

 

[Le Parisien]

When Bubba the Love Sponge still had his radio show in Tampa, one of his sidekicks talked about having a flower delivery job and having to deliver to the nudist colony in Lutz. He said that he asked the people in the naked disco about their boner policy, and they said that boners were not allowed on the dance floor. When a guy on the dance floor got a little too excited, some bouncers who were jokingly referred to as 'the boner police' came to escort the guy away from the crowd for a 'boner timeout' until he calmed down.

Lol this is very interesting! :crackup:

But how about the bouncers themselves? I assume that in these colonies, everybody's supposed to be naked, even the bouncers. When they get a boner, what do they do?

I've never been to a nudist colony, and I doubt I ever will. However, I just keep wondering if most of the patrons are young and attractive people (hot young girl? ) or old fat out of shape retirees (say no to old hags ). From the few documentaries I've seen on the subject, most of them are rather old and out of shape.

The dance floor must be the ultimate pleasure for any young attractive female attention wh*re though. Imagine the instant you walk into the dance floor, a whole army of...mmm you know what, come up to salute you, the ultimate ego boost...

 

[Teflon_Mcgee]

When Bubba the Love Sponge still had his radio show in Tampa, one of his sidekicks talked about having a flower delivery job and having to deliver to the nudist colony in Lutz. He said that he asked the people in the naked disco about their boner policy, and they said that boners were not allowed on the dance floor. When a guy on the dance floor got a little too excited, some bouncers who were jokingly referred to as 'the boner police' came to escort the guy away from the crowd for a 'boner timeout' until he calmed down.

LMAO!!
But in reality, who could really get a boner from a nudist colony? Seriously, have you seen the fuglies, fatties, and old people that rome these places? It's like they put a sign that says, "NO HOTTIES ALLOWED!!"

 

[Mental]

ok man that would suck. I don't feel as cursed anymore. It just means I can't take my date to the beach.

Ducktape hey lol. I don't want to damage my wang. Maybe I'll use it one day as a last resort. Just imagine the pain of removing it. or someone finding out.


I only see her once a week. So we pritty much have sex the whole day that I see her.

And if you REALLY have a problem, the duck tape could pop loose, and you'd be screaming from the ripped tape from the skin AND you'd have a boner! Then if it got stuck to your leg, or the tape got stuck to itself, you wouldn't be able to pee!

NO DUCK TAPE.

Think of something else. Baseball. Or, carry a LOT of heavy books in front of you.

 

[wolf116]

I don't give a f*** what other people think.

If I've got a boner, I've got a boner.

Are you embarrassed to have a cold?

Then why would you be embarrassed to have a boner?

ok. but as soon as it happens around a first date, she has the upper hand and will think you are some horny virgin.

Or she gets horny aswell

 

[PRMoon]

Whenever I get a boner and I want to get rid of it I think of that video I saw of dogs being gassed in an effort to control the population of stray k-9's around town. The screams were hellatious and after they were all dead the workers put some puppies in the box and shut the lid. That usually get's rid of my erection quickly.

 

[wolf116]

i feel sick.