"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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texmex23

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k, well when i'm like watching a movie with my girlfriend or something like that and i have my arm around her i get a boner ...and its when friends are there and stuff,....and also sometimes when i'm walking with her and holding hands(just happens when i'm wearing shorts for some reason...is there something i can do so the i wont get a boner just like that
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Julian

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put your boner in her mouth
 

Gus

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Haha Julian.

Just wear tighty-whiteys or whack off a lot more.
 

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Naw man, don't worry about it. Boners are good. If you're in a serious non-boner situation, you might try doing something like saying the alphabet to yourself backwards.
 

the12thplanet

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DO NOT BE ASHAMED OF YOUR PENIS!

one day you wont be able to get it up and youll look back longingly on the days when you got one just from holding hands.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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