"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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hey bros i just wanna share this new thing i invented w the dj comunity :crazy:

so my bros and i were thinking of ways to be dawgs in the sack if u no what i meen :up: we invented it is called the BONE BANG ;) u gotta bang a hb8 but keep a BONER the entire time ur bangin if u no what i meen :D its 4 u can show ur ALPHA 2 all the hb8 u get in ur crib :nervous: then ur never have a problem w hb8 again! ;)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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yes my dawgg I dig it.

**** strength ftw
 
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:up: nice bro i bet no beta chump can bone bang but im the ALPHA WARIOR im a dawg in the sack if u no what i meen :up:

bros if u need 2 be showed the secret 4 BONE BANG BABES msg me ill let u no its hard but takes practice it is tru 4 all real ALPHA WARIORS!!! :D
 
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