"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Body Toners?

octane_orphan

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Ok I know I am going to get shot down in flames on this one ....

So those electronic body tone devices that kick out electrical pulses work?

More importantly ... anyone had experience of them working?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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eggnawgkid

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I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but seriously, how lazy are you?
 

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What you mean I cant sit in front of the telly eating a KFC bucket and buid muscle with one of those :( lol

I mean in terms of complementing your exercise... helping with tone etc
 

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Depends on what muscle stimulator you use.

There's a rather new product out: Butterfly Abbs. And I can say that works. :p Not that I used it... another family member did.

They work, though they can make your body a bit... er.... unproportional. Imagine a 6-pack on a guy with manboobs...
err...

yar... :p
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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