"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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sano

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What brand of hair removal / hair inhibitors do you all recommend? And where can I get them, store wise? BTW I live in the states.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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soopafly4eva

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Originally posted by sano
What brand of hair removal / hair inhibitors do you all recommend? And where can I get them, store wise? BTW I live in the states.
I just bought some Marzena. I'm from Australia and you can buy it in a grocery market or chemist, you should be able to do the same in the US. If not check there website www.marzena.com
I can't recomend it yet, but I've heard good things about it. I'll let you if its good once I've used it

peace
Soopa
 

DJ Girevik

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Personally, I don't remove hair from anything below my neck, and I'm pretty hairy. I used to be getting laser hair removal treatments on my back but I have too damn much testosterone coarsing through my body so it all came back and then some, so I just say screw it. Any girl who doesn't like me cuz I'm hairy isn't worth it anyhoo. I'll start trimming if I start to turn into a human carpet (and I'm told I take after my hairiest uncle, who trims everything, including his EYELASHES)
 

WrEcKLeSS2000

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Question...Do you get shave ur pubic hair off completely or just trim a little??What do you all recommend?
 

soopafly4eva

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I can't lie at the moment I shave it all off. It looks good and the girls I've been sleeping with lately really like it. Try it. I probably won't do it for ever but it works for me know.

peace
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Panther

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!!!

I don't know about you guys, but I think body hair is linked with masculinity! I sure would not feel very good about myself if I had to shave my body hair all the time...

Anyway, if a girl would be stupid enough to go for me only to be turned off by my body hair after we are naked and all, then she is not good enough! *NEXT*

ThePanther - DJ cadet
 
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