i'm sure some of you know who "bob" is. he's buff with a small tattoo of a hawk on his right arm. he's the ron jeremy of internet porn. i don't want to advertise any sites, but since 40% of all internet traffic is to porn, you probably ran across him at one point or another. it surprises me cause he's been in hundreds of sex scenes and almost always with the HOTTEST young girls. "bob" is definitely the man
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"bob" is the man
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