"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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BMW vs Mercedes

Wiesman44

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amoka said:
I do not want anything fancy cause I don't have any money. and I do not want to finance anything. I currently have about 2 grand and want to use it to either purchase some used mercedes or BMWs. I already have a deal with some guy for 1800 mercedes C280 1997. I drove the vehicle few days ago and it seems pretty great. I am waiting on my body who is good with vehicles to come check it out for me tomorrow. If things go well, I will get tomorrow, thus if he thinks it is a good deal. Else, I will have to wait to get the BMW 741 which now clocks at 5500.
Are you only going to put down $2,000 and take a loan out for the rest ?

If you only have $2,000, why not buy a car thats actually reliable like a toyota or a honda.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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speakeasy

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CGE333 said:
For that price buy a honda or toyota. If you have very little $ the first repair bill on a German car will kill you.
Hell, even my VW cost an arm and a leg when something goes wrong. Don't even want to think about what the luxury brands cost to maintain.
 

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Let me guess...you are still living at home with Mummy?

Did you say you were 28 yrs old????

Bro...leave the Money cars for the guys who have money. 2k is a repair bill on a BMW or a Mercedes...easy.

Stay in that Yugo....You are Broke.

Yugo's are good reliable transpo (cough)....this way you still have some cash to take your date to a Wendy's Drive through.

You can "Super Size" her with no sweat and who knows...you may get a hand job at the end of the date.

Watch out for those Greasy Fingers though...!

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amoka said:
I do not want anything fancy cause I don't have any money. and I do not want to finance anything. I currently have about 2 grand and want to use it to either purchase some used mercedes or BMWs. I already have a deal with some guy for 1800 mercedes C280 1997. I drove the vehicle few days ago and it seems pretty great. I am waiting on my body who is good with vehicles to come check it out for me tomorrow. If things go well, I will get tomorrow, thus if he thinks it is a good deal. Else, I will have to wait to get the BMW 741 which now clocks at 5500.
 
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if you can't put down 10% of the amount of the total value of a car without even thinking about it, you dont need that car. that' my old rule of thumb when taking ou a loan.

I will break the trend and say BMW. maintence for anything high end is going to be well..expensive. that's a given.

I would say lower end (below 50k) Mercedes has BMW beat. Upper teir ovbiously mercedes. but that damn 760i is a beast.

if we are talking used cars, honestly I think lexus is far and away your best bet.

there arn't many better values out there than say an 01 LS430. it still crushes most new cars today and it's under 15k.

But
 

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LOL....Funny as Hell!

:crackup:

Yeah, i would say that a lot of these kids are living at home (even at 28yrs old).

Moreover, they are making bad business decisions that will affect their lives detrimentally for a long time to come.

Yeah Bro...go get that Mercedes before someone else picks it up.

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Tony T said:
Let me guess...you are still living at home with Mummy?

Did you say you were 28 yrs old????

Bro...leave the Money cars for the guys who have money. 2k is a repair bill on a BMW or a Mercedes...easy.

Stay in that Yugo....You are Broke.

Yugo's are good reliable transpo (cough)....this way you still have some cash to take your date to a Wendy's Drive through.

You can "Super Size" her with no sweat and who knows...you may get a hand job at the end of the date.

Watch out for those Greasy Fingers though...!

:confused:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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