"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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BMW M Roadster vs Porsche Boxster S. Which ones hotter?

Highest sex appeal?

  • M Roadster

    Votes: 15 48.4%
  • Boxster S

    Votes: 16 51.6%

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Krassus

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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LMAO i just noticed that the driver of the Boxster has a chick and a huge grin on his face and the Bimmer guy is alone and looks kinda depressed
 

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I've never been a fan of 350Z's or Porsche's in general, so consider this a little bit bias ;)

BMW. Done and dusted. It's gorgeous.
 

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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my dream is a 4 seater convertible: me driving, my hot gf, my best friend, and his hot gf, together cruisin around town.
I used to have a 2 seater car and it was a pain in the ass (handed to me by my dad - i didnt chose the car). So can someone explain to me the 2 seater roadster thing?

Chris Bangle is a fvck up. I personally like the Z4 shape but millions hate it. The boxter is classically hotter looking, but looks pretty much the same as the 1997 boxter (even tho it's a new model) so it's beginning to look old.

For me the ideal would be an M3 cabriolet (or maybe a 330Ci cabriolet), for fun, practicality, and performance.

Btw i'm fvcking impressed that u can afford these cars man, at ur age.
 

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BingoBango said:
Btw i'm fvcking impressed that u can afford these cars man, at ur age.
Me too! I think Krassus posted this in the wrong section accidently since it's supposed to be in anything else.. hehe.. I'm sure a Mod will move it though :-D
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Krauss listen to me. Driving a Boxster is like nothing else. Even without the top down it a truely amazing car to drive! Keep in mind I drive one daily,so I'm not talking out my butt. So what if the M Roadster is faster,there are aftermarket parts to make up for speed! YOU CAN'T MATCH A MID ENGINE DESIGN. In 04' R & T set the fastest time EVER through the salom with guess what....A Boxster,yes it had a faster time then the ENZO!

In the end a BMW is just a BMW,10 years down the road absolutely no resale value. Look at Porsche's old 944 & 914,not even 100% made by Porsche and they still hold value if they have been maintained.

....YOU CAN'T MATCH CRUISING AROUND THE COAST WITH THE TOP DOWN AND LADY BY YOUR SIDE!
 

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blinkwatt said:
....YOU CAN'T MATCH CRUISING AROUND THE COAST [IN A PORSCHE] WITH THE TOP DOWN AND LADY BY YOUR SIDE!
It would be really difficult for anyone to disagree with this statement :)
 

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Porsche is for middle age crisis cases.

BMW is a man's car.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hehehe some people see it differently. For me its like this:

BMW - The car for people who wants to show off the money, but will likely end up with an automatic transmission.

Porsche- The car for people who like the car....**** automatic transmission, I wanna drive! :D
 

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NeonBase said:
Me too! I think Krassus posted this in the wrong section accidently since it's supposed to be in anything else.. hehe.. I'm sure a Mod will move it though :-D
yeah, I'm sure that's exactly what happened:rolleyes:
I'd say he deliberately put it here so it would get the most views.

You are a shepherd, and they are your sheep.

There is something sinister about you krassus, and I don't like it. Perhaps all is not what it seems. Perhaps I am crazy and paranoid...who's to know. There are few certainties in this world -- however the fact that the BMW is far superior just happens to be one of them.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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