"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Blowing a bigger load...
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Clomid is precribed for women to adjust the ph balance of her vaginal mucous.flava said:
It won't do anything for men.
Oh, and I agree, you're an idiot.
:nono:KarmaSutra said:
Before flaming folks talk to THE GOOGLE about the subject first...
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1743-6109.2005.00075.x/abstract
Aim. Symptomatic late-onset hypogonadism is associated not only with a decline in serum testosterone, but also with a rise in serum estradiol. These endocrine changes negatively affect libido, sexual function, mood, behavior, lean body mass, and bone density. Currently, the most common treatment is exogenous testostosterone therapy. This treatment can be associated with skin irritation, gynecomastia, nipple tenderness, testicular atrophy, and decline in sperm counts. In this study we investigated the efficacy of clomiphene citrate in the treatment of hypogonadism with the objectives of raising endogenous serum testosterone (T) and improving the testosterone/estrogen (T/E) ratio.
Methods. Our cohort consisted of 36 Caucasian men with hypogonadism defined as serum testosterone level less than 300 ng/dL. Each patient was treated with a daily dose of 25 mg clomiphene citrate and followed prospectively. Analysis of baseline and follow-up serum levels of testosterone and estradiol levels were performed.
Results. The mean age was 39 years, and the mean pretreatment testosterone and estrogen levels were 247.6 ± 39.8 ng/dL and 32.3 ± 10.9, respectively. By the first follow-up visit (4–6 weeks), the mean testosterone level rose to 610.0 ± 178.6 ng/dL (P < 0.00001). Moreover, the T/E ratio improved from 8.7 to 14.2 (P < 0.001). There were no side effects reported by the patients.
Conclusions. Low dose clomiphene citrate is effective in elevating serum testosterone levels and improving the testosterone/estadiol ratio in men with hypogonadism. This therapy represents an alternative to testosterone therapy by stimulating the endogenous androgen production pathway. Shabsigh A, Kang Y, Shabsign R, Gonzalez M, Liberson G, Fisch H, and Goluboff E. Clomiphene citrate effects on testosterone/estrogen ratio in male hypogonadism. J Sex Med 2005;2:716–721.
Testosterone does tend to increase volume...this should as well.... :kick:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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You are partially incorrect: clomid will work on the human HPTA (hypothalamus-pituitary axis) regardless of sex. I'm not sure about the pH balancing of vaginal mucosa, but could very well be true.KarmaSutra said:
Clomid (clomiphene citrate) is SERM or a selective estrogen receptor modulator. This basically means that they're not pure agonists/antagonists, but will do different stuff at different tissues.
As many readers said it is prescribed as a female fertility drug. However, the way clomid works is to increase gonadotropin release from the anterior pituitary by blocking negative feedback inhibition in the appropriate hypothalamic centers. By blocking the feedback inhibition the hypothalamus will release more GnRH (gonadotropin releasing hormone) into the pituitary, which in turn will stimulate the pituitary to release FSH (follicle stimulating hormone) and LH (luteinizing hormone). Therefore, functionally clomid increases serum gonadotropin levels, namely FSH, LH, etc. These hormones will affect the primary sex glands (ovaries and balls) and stimulate them to produce the appropriate hormones as well as function optimally. The Leydig cells in our balls produce testosterone and related androgens, while ovaries produce estrogen/progesterone, blah blah blah.
I'm a former high performance athlete, turned male stripper, turned competitive bodybuilder. I've used clomid many times in my life while coming off AAS cycles. My recent PCT went quite well (thanks Colossus), and I ended up running hCG (which contains a part that acts as a LH analog) and am currently finishing off my course of clomid. Empirically I definitely notice that I ejaculate more during PCT. I don't use PCT drugs specifically to kum more, but its a pleasant side effect! I've heard other guys say PCT increases load size as well.
Unfortunately clomid also makes you feel like a total biitch at times... When I first start taking it, I just feed tired and sad for a couple of days. I'm normally a very optimistic/happy guy. It gets better afterwards, but I do notice I'm more emotional, etc.
Personally for me I find abstaining for sex/masturbation for a couple days gives me a bigger load. Kegels help to shoot it further. Adequate hydration and nutrition are also important. There's tons of diets, etc out there that are supposed to increase loads.
Bunk42, good first post by the way.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.