"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Blinkwatt, my pic. See I'm bigger!

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Omen

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You have to wonder about people who have nothing better to do during the day but create new names and post gay pictures.

Oh yeah, they must not have GIRLS ALL OVER THEM.

Someone needs to wrap a barbell around your neck ASAP
 
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Grechon Weiners

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I get girlly girls that girl it up while i girl smack them and have them girl orgasm girly girl curls as a girl is girlly girl girl in my girl car beside a bisexual girl of girl girl.
 
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Grechon Weiners said:
I get girlly girls that girl it up while i girl smack them and have them girl orgasm girly girl curls as a girl is girlly girl girl in my girl car beside a bisexual girl of girl girl.
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you got issues dude.
why the **** did you search that picture and post it up for
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I need to call my gf. I feel ****ing gay for even clicking that picture...
 
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Skilla_Staz said:
I need to call my gf. I feel ****ing gay for even clicking that picture...
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Dude, i know what you ****ing mean. Too bad i cant call my gf, shes overseas for a month :cry:

Grechen, you really need to get a life, and some friends. Somebody ban this homosexual, i mean seriously, no straight guy would want to look at, or even search for, a pic like that.
 
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Regena George

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Grechon Weiners is one hot mamma. Almost as hot as me.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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danno1

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I saw it once last week; thank god I know not to click any links now
 
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Wanderer*

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Nah, this guy is all the same person. He's creating user names which are characters from the movie Mean Girls. Ban the IP, now! :mad:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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