"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Blending vegetables into a disgusting smoothie

ImTheDoubleGreatest!

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So I’m typing this out as I sip on a smoothie I made from steamed broccoli, carrots, onion, cabbage, and some avocado. I also added 3 raw eggs too. Absolutely disgusting and the breath stinks when you belch and you feel like you might throw up. I have some eggnog to counteract the ****tiness of it though so I think I’ll make it. Here’s some pictures:
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So my question is whether this is actually healthy or not, or just hype. I rarely ever do this type of thing really. I’m only doing it because I feel like I needed some extra calories and healthy food at the same time. Anyone else ever done something like this before? And what are your thoughts?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I used to make smoothies, but only fruit. Never could do vegetables outside maybe some kale and cucumber. I quit though, they are too much work. I'm sure I'll go back to them one day. I always did them for breakfast.
 

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I used to do this and it tasted horrible. Why don't you use green vibrance? That's what I use, pretty much every vitamin, mineral, probiotics and and support supplements you can imagine in one powder. I mix it with my protein and collagen poweder every morning.
 
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