blatant stupidity

[spang]

have to share this somewhere. i talk to this chick on facebook, she lives not that far from me. when we first started chatting she told me she had been in a long distance online relationship with this dude from england for 2 years. but he broke it off with her because he decided he was gay. he "left" her for some dude. she was soooo upset, she said oh hes a scumbag, hes a jerk, i cant believe hes gay, im never talking to him again. :crackup:
i tried to meet up with her, got her number, but flakery ensued and nothing happened.
a few months later(today) she says she is back with her ex now and might be going to england soon.

wow just....wow. how deluded can you be? you will fly all the way to england to meet a man who lied to you and is possibly a faggot, but you wont meet spang for a drink.

 

[PapiChulo]

Rationality doesnt really apply here. I ve once witnessed a guy from Argentina booty call this chick I knew, guess what, she flew there at a drop of a hat because "it was the last opportunity to get with this guy". They met in Europe somewhere, on vacation, the guy was married and apparently separating from the wife. I bet the fag is pretty hot.

 

[Atom Smasher]

This does seem very strange. Can you post photos of both you and the fag in england so the rest of us can compare?

LOL, I'm not even sure if you meant that to be funny but I got a good chuckle out of that.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Well, mission accomplished! That has a seriously funny ring to it.

 

[switch]

Lmao

This does seem very strange. Can you post photos of both you and the fag in england so the rest of us can compare?

:crackup: :crackup:

on the thread's topic, i think the girl is a psycho...either that or she's a giraffe

 

[spang]

This does seem very strange. Can you post photos of both you and the fag in england so the rest of us can compare?

haha...he might be more handsome and intriguing than me after all. even though he is gay and fulla shiat.

 

[Deep Dish]

Wwow. how deluded can you be? you will fly all the way to england to meet a man who lied to you and is possibly a faggot, but you wont meet spang for a drink.

You do not understand women. You should send the story to Roissy, because he would have a field day.

The biggest compliment a girl can ever give you is to ask you “Are you gay?”, because it means she wants to bang you but is baffled why, of all the guys drooling over her, you’re indifferent to her. For a man to actually leave a woman for a man, gross as it is, is demonstration of very high value because it’s the ultimate form of rejection. The ultimate knocking down of a woman’s pedestal.

 

[BeDJ]

The biggest compliment a girl can ever give you is to ask you “Are you gay?”, because it means she wants to bang you but is baffled why, of all the guys drooling over her, you’re indifferent to her. For a man to actually leave a woman for a man, gross as it is, is demonstration of very high value because it’s the ultimate form of rejection. The ultimate knocking down of a woman’s pedestal.

Yes.
I had a gay man ask me that while being indifferent toward his girlfriend. Her eyes were wide in anticipation of my answer - You're making your friend here jealous, but I'm flattered.

Also, a while back I was hanging outside the local pub. Two cute girls came over a started conversation with my friend and I. Really didn't care and started negging them like crazy. One of them brushed up and asked if I was gay. I told her, wouldn't you like to find out...meet me in the alley in 2 minutes. She turned around and said let's go. I wasn't drunk/horny enough to look past the gap in her front teeth.

 

[spang]

i need to be a dishonest homosexual from europe to get laid. got it.

 

[Deep Dish]

Not so.

Alpha males and gay men have a lot in common. They know how to playfully jive with women. This is why there are so many fag hags in the cities. It’s not the shopping or in-depth color wheel knowledge that chicks love about gay men; it’s the teasing they get from them that they sorely miss from the straight men they date.

If you listen to a conversation between some gay guys and their chick friends, you’ll notice that the gays almost never answer a girl’s questions or discussion tangents logically. They will nearly always take the path of evasion, obfuscation, wit, teasing, ****y misdirection or backhanded compliments (aka negs).

…Gay men’s voices are too musical and lilting, and their body language too feminine and graceful, to project an adequate level of raw masculinity that zooms straight to the beating, blushing heart of the püssy. A straight man, with his masculine posture, slow, rhythmic cadence, and stoic countenance poised to sudden violence who co-opts the gay man’s conversational playfulness, is irresistible to women.

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2011/06/13/gay-men-have-game/​

 

[zekko]

The biggest compliment a girl can ever give you is to ask you “Are you gay?”, because it means she wants to bang you but is baffled why, of all the guys drooling over her, you’re indifferent to her. For a man to actually leave a woman for a man, gross as it is, is demonstration of very high value because it’s the ultimate form of rejection. The ultimate knocking down of a woman’s pedestal.

Well, they preach indifference here a lot, and it seems like a gay guy would be the very definition of indifference when it comes to women...

Also, if the girl can't tell if the guy is hetero, gay, or bi, you'd have to say he definitely must be a mystery :crackup:

 

[pdx1138]

In England a FAG is a cigarette, FYI

 

[VladPatton]

This thread is great, who the phuck needs cable TV!

 

[Sandow]

I'm a little confused about this thread. So she's flying to England to meet up with a gay dude that she has never met before and wants to hook up with him??? Is she a tranny or something, a chick with a dyck? Are you a tranny? WTF is going on

 

[spang]

In England a FAG is a cigarette, FYI

well apparently shes going to hook up with that cigarette.



minor note: i said faggot not fag.

 

[cfdagola]

well apparently shes going to hook up with that cigarette.



minor note: i said faggot not fag.

Spang gets no love from this one. always another though.

 

[vatoloco]

Let's play a game. I like to call it "Spot the Irony in this thread"...

 

[vatoloco]

I have an idea for an even better game, why don't we play it instead it's called spot the homo in the thread

Ooh, I like this game!

...

There.

I win!

:crackup:

For the kids watching at home, the answer we were looking for was "The Irony is in the subject thread equally applying to the act of expecting reliable, tangible results out of spitting 'Facebook Pseudo-Game' at a 'woman' (?) who has already flaked [at least] once."

But thanks for playing, anyway.



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Seriously now, spang, my friend, I hope you can see the irony/humor from this experience and improve your [in-person] Game. All these electronic Buffers only delay your progress towards Enlightenment...

 

[TillTheEndOfTime]

Let's play a game. I like to call it "Spot the Irony in this thread"...

I see no irony. Only pain.

 

[vatoloco]

Well done vatoloco! You will indeed always be the winner of any game involving homos

I only learn from the very best!