"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Blacks, Gays, Lesbians, Feminists etc. are always crying.

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So Blacks, Gays, Lesbians, Feminists, etc. are always crying. :(

Isn't that the same thing dudes on So Suave do? Crying about women while always trying to get their way and trying to "game" the system?

Pot meet Kettle?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Everyone cries. If you haven't then you're not human.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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NinjaMaster said:
How so? I don't recall complaining about chicks on here like the vast majority does constantly.
but you come here, make this topic to cry about people here crying :)
 

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I'm crying just reading this thread
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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There is a certain surreal beauty to the contradiction between the superiority complexes of internet trolls, and the fact that their own lives are in fact so painfully empty that they spend their time criticising the opinions and lifestyles of others; well, when they're not too busy holding women's purses, that is. Tragic really. Passive aggression of this kind is always so demonstrative of residual psych issues, just waiting to boil over, to the onlooker.
 

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TheMonkeyKing said:
There is a certain surreal beauty to the contradiction between the superiority complexes of internet trolls, and the fact that their own lives are in fact so painfully empty that they spend their time criticising the opinions and lifestyles of others; well, when they're not too busy holding women's purses, that is. Tragic really. Passive aggression of this kind is always so demonstrative of residual psych issues, just waiting to boil over, to the onlooker.

U psychological analysis of truth makes me vewy, vewy sad. :( LMAO
 

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I know it does, darling. But we're here to talk if and when you need.

So you seems to be fairly active these days ninjaninja; other than trying to agitate my boys here, what else have you been up to? You seem to be paying close attention to this 'crying' issue in particular.... projection much, you think?

These are genuine questions by the way. Though I don't expect straight answers. Unlike some of these others guys, I could quite happily sit here all day humouring your fairly loose grasp of irony and passive-aggressive sarcasm. Trust me, I won't get bored first :yawn:
 

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Mauser96 said:
So....how long until we get a ban on NaughtyNinja again?

I thought you dudes had better things to worry about?

You know. Like: Feminism, BPD, why some chick hasn't returned your calls etc.

This site is entertainment for me to pass downtime. A few cool dudes. Many other diseased minds.
 

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NinjaMaster intrigues me as much as he annoys me. He seems too look for answers as he's always posting provocative questions, but then he doesn't listen, so he never learns. I assume he possesses some level of intelligence as his posts are not entirely flooded with grammatical errors, and I suppose he's not sh!itting all over himself when he has to go #2, so he's got that going for him, which is nice.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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