backseatjuan
Banned
Wanted to know how you have it. I never use one. Haven't got any lady pregnant yet, or ever caught anything from her mouth. Though, thinking if I bag it she might get offended and think I have some sort of disease.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bjs & condoms
- Thread starter backseatjuan
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
MoreThanSmooth
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If she's got cold sores you should definitely be wearing one (or not go in for it).
Masculinity
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If you’re having sex without using condoms, it’s only a matter of time until you get an STD.