"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
You'd be in some serious trouble when you found out that I'm already in the linen closet.
Wait, why you in there with Fist!?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by penkitten
what are you doing in the linen closet?
eternal is going in because fist is already there....
Wait... why is Fist in your linen closet?

haha
 

penkitten

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Wait... why is Fist in your linen closet?

haha
didnt you know fist and eternal are always in there ? like a secret passage way....
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by penkitten
didnt you know fist and eternal are always in there ? like a secret passage way....
I didn't know that... I guess we'll have to go play someplace else then. :D
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I didn't know that... I guess we'll have to go play someplace else then. :D
Wait, I missed this? Not on my life... penkitten's been waiting months now for me to post pictures of her naked in my room - if both you and Eternal don't mind giving us some privacy, I'll continue giving the kind members of this forum more wanking material. :)
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by diablo
Wait, I missed this? Not on my life... penkitten's been waiting months now for me to post pictures of her naked in my room - if both you and Eternal don't mind giving us some privacy, I'll continue giving the kind members of this forum more wanking material. :)
I'm afraid I'll have something to say about all that.

You stick to those crazy Mardi Gras girls.
 

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Originally posted by diablo
Wait, I missed this? Not on my life... penkitten's been waiting months now for me to post pictures of her naked in my room - if both you and Eternal don't mind giving us some privacy, I'll continue giving the kind members of this forum more wanking material. :)
gio, you told me you werent going to show those pictures to anyone !!
* storms out *
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by penkitten
gio, you told me you werent going to show those pictures to anyone !!
* storms out *
They are safely locked away. Believe me, if I'd given diablo those pictures, he'd have them posted from here to the end of the universe by now.
 

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ANYWAY, if its possible to get back on track that would be pretty cool lol :rolleyes:
 

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why would you want a bj with a condom. Just get a handjob or something without a condom. really whats the point of a blow job with a condom?

Or find a girl without a questionable sexual background and let her be your bj girl
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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for the record:
they do make oral condoms that taste like fruit just for this sort of thing.

if you cant find any, i am not so sure if you can subsitute them with fruit roll ups. sure the taste is there but i dont think the protection is haha
 

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Nice

This is a pretty d*mn funny thread IMO.

Nice work sir's
 

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Number 1 way to have sex without disease:

Get tests...
Wait till marridge, and both only have sex with each other.
 

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WTF wear a condom when getting a BJ? You crazy? Hell no.
If you are so concerned about those medical related issues do a few searches of credible journals or don't mess wit dirty hoes.

f.
 
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