spesmilitis
Master Don Juan
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Bjert's myspace
- Thread starter spesmilitis
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I wish that he would fvcken friends me already.
I sent out my request over a month ago and I am still waiting on it.
comic_relief
I sent out my request over a month ago and I am still waiting on it.
comic_relief
LA_Chico
Senior Don Juan
who is bjert bro?
[S]alvatore
Master Don Juan
Much love for Bjerte
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
an icelandic troll, whom is amazingly funny. Almost as good as Dr. Beard.LA_Chico said:
comic_relief
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
spesmilitis
Master Don Juan
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he hasn't logged in since sept.
look at his comments, he's made a few friends.
look at his comments, he's made a few friends.
Cloudtopsun2100
Senior Don Juan
IM on the list-- ya hes been MIA