BJ Experiment

[Paid Laid & Made]

Hey Guys,

I am getting a little tired of hearing the same old stories about jizz tasting like a$$, so I have decided to bite the bullet and ordered SEMENEX. I know, it might just be a bunch of hype ... but I am really not wanting to change my diet. I do alot of working out and some of the shakes and dietary products more then likely contribute to my jizz taste problem.

If any of you guys have tried any easy solutions for resolving this problem go ahead and just post it here.

BTW, I was only able to find 1 article on here about the subject and SEMENEX, so I wanted to share my results with you guys. Plus, if any ladies are reading this ... I am doing this to prove that some of us, do care about what you guys think.

 

[penkitten]

jizz doesnt taste like ass.

it only tastes bad if you have old sperm built up. thats the yuck stuff.
the fresh stuff is sweet.

if you know you got off yesterday , then yours isnt old and if a chick still tells you your jizz tastes like ass then she doesnt like to give head and doesnt want to swallow it. what did her mother teach her? in the south , we grow up knowing, you can not keep a good man if you can not swallow his jizz. haha

 

[Ever onward]

I love you Penkitten!

Curse you Gio for taking the only decent woman alive!!!



I've always heard that if you drink pineapple juice it makes the taste better.

 

[Life-Trainee]

You don't need to buy anything special, just eat citrus fruits to change the taste.

 

[Paid Laid & Made]

I know about the citrus fruit thing, but i want to look for something else to do the trick. But its not the "old stuff" giving me the problem, trust me I get laid everynight and got a sexaholic GF, alot of my female friends actually have the problem about not being able to swallow it, due to most of their BF's working out alot and their jizz tasting and smelling like chlorine or very acidic that is why I am trying SEMENEX. The stuff is cheap and if it does the trick awesome, I am just trying to convert spitters to swallowers!

PS - I am from the south trust me, I know what your talking about, women there should be put in a trophy case, they can cook like no other and suck on your tool so hard you think it will just snap right off.

 

[penkitten]

you see i have never heard a woman say his jizz tasted like acid because he worked out.
that just isnt it from what i hear in the ladies room.

you see , even if a chick hangs out with other guys, she isnt going to say , i hate to give head it makes me gag because i never practice.
instead she says oh it tastes so nasty.
and you do know that if one female finds out another gives head , she is called a *****. however , all females want me to think we like to give head.
isnt that the silliest thing you ever did hear?
the ones that like it, just do it .

 

[gimmeyofonenumba]

damn, i wish i had theese problems

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Originally posted by Ever onward
I love you Penkitten!

Curse you Gio for taking the only decent woman alive!!!

Seriously, she rocks hardcore.

And she be mine, yo.

I knew it would be good when she said her favorite phrase was, "Good to the last drop" and "Suck dry".

 

[Paid Laid & Made]

I agree with you on the fact that most do not talk about it. But I am referring to BF/GF situations, I dont really mean single girls talking in a room full of strange men.

True most girls that do it, just do it, but some of them love giving it, but then hate going all the way with the swallowing of it. I personally would feel insulted if my woman just went over the sink and spit it out. We are trying to avoid that.

I know women call each other ho's for everything in the book, I mean seriously, if your a woman and got a loving man, aint not shame in saying you like visit Mr. Happy every once in a while.

 

[penkitten]

haha @gio

 

[DJDamage]

Yo PLM, quit wasting your money on sh1t. If a chick likes to swallow she aint going to complain on the taste! I think you are dating girls who don't like it so you are being an AFC about it and now are trying to change you jizz into strawberry Fruitopia or some sh1t like that! quit it!

Originally posted by penkitten
you see i have never heard a woman say his jizz tasted like acid because he worked out.
that just isnt it from what i hear in the ladies room.

I would love to be a fly on the wall when chicks talk openly about sex in the ladies room. They act all sweet and innocent when they come out of the bathroom, I hate it and love it at the same time!

 

[penkitten]

Originally posted by DJDamage



I would love to be a fly on the wall when chicks talk openly about sex in the ladies room. They act all sweet and innocent when they come out of the bathroom, I hate it and love it at the same time!

they dont talk to strangers only to their gfs thats why they go in pairs. haha

 

[undesputable]

so whose going to be tasting your *** and doing the judging?



.........Please dont tell me, its going to be you.

 

[Eternal]

Originally posted by undesputable
so whose going to be tasting your *** and doing the judging?



.........Please dont tell me, its going to be you.

For the love of humanity, I'm hoping it's his gf doing the taste testing...

 

[Paid Laid & Made]

First off ...

Yo PLM, quit wasting your money on sh1t. If a chick likes to swallow she aint going to complain on the taste! I think you are dating girls who don't like it so you are being an AFC about it and now are trying to change you jizz into strawberry Fruitopia or some sh1t like that! quit it!

Trust me. My GF is great at oral and never complains about it. I am doing this because I was asked too and dont mind trying new things.

The actual test will be performed with the assistance of my GF.

 

[So pimp its scary]

Originally posted by Paid, Laid & Made
The actual test will be performed with the assistance of my GF.

You better fvckin having your GF tasting the shyte... or if you are gonna sample your own gook, I won't hold it against you for denying it.

I hope it tastes good for yourself.

 

[Lost In Translation]

just on the chicks saying those dudes tasted / smelt like chlorine

could be a load of $hit but if i had to guess

i would say they using crystal meth / speed or steroids or some form of drug

meth cooks have been known to boil their urine because of the amount of pure meth in it


Lost In Translation

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