"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bit of advice needed (sadly easy ****)

Phats

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I've been doing well with the stuff i've learnt here. Got a few dates, even fewer make out sessions and no head. But still, thats an improvement on a fat **** who couldnt make girls laugh.

Met a girl on a music thing, hit off with her, was in my element (btw if you want confidence go read eternal bachelor, and pooks mill and then try and look at these things as Gods.) and had a bit of flirty texts. I don't normally text as it leads to awkwardness when you run out of humour that can be taken out of the context of a character. And thats happened here. :whistle:

I mistyped one, leading it to say I was gay (me chatting up guys, rather than you.) and she joked back etc, I said stop trying to blackmail me into bed etc etc.

Her: You wish you had my sense of humour. in fact, you pretty much want to be me :yes: . xxx

ok....well i could've replyed but I was watching Gladiator and **** that film is good.

THEN

Her: Your silence means that I have won that argument and also sets a percedent for any we may have in the future. thankyou and goodnight.x

That was just before i turned my lights out. She's seemingly been waiting for a reply :rockon: .

BUT. I have no ****ing idea what to say. I don't want to abandon this prospect as shes cute talented and some of her earlier texts made me laugh out loud in lessons.

Gimme a quick witty reply preferably setting me up for more humour.

And no 'lol man intellectual masturbation' crap please, and replys only from people who know themselves already.

Cheers
 

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War Against Betaism

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You should have said <i>something</i>. She got the idea that she's superior to you in arguing now because you didn't reply to her right away. Don't text back. Next time you see her, don't even mention it. If she brings it up, say "Oh yeah, I was watching Gladiator," which is the truth, but act blatantly obvious like you're lying. And quickly try to change the subject and never bring it up again.
 

SinJester

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"You wish" "you keep thinking thst" whatever man. It's just a bit of fun.
 
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