KingBeef
Master Don Juan
Stonecold...i'm terribly disgusted with your appauling mental nonsense :crackup: :crackup:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Bisexual Half Man Half WOMAN
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
The Sperminator
Senior Don Juan
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ACJL41x3QE&mode=related&search=
Hahaha this is hilarious but man that sucks. I don't know I might actually think about it hahahah.
Hahaha this is hilarious but man that sucks. I don't know I might actually think about it hahahah.
Calypzo
Don Juan
No thanks. I want 100% born woman.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
sparky0000
Banned
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What if the upper-body was all MILF?? Eh? I bet most of you would hit dat a$$ if that was the case.
I suspect that few of you would go with "D" in real life. Most of you are so horny that you will chase down anything. Any male from a wealthy western country that brags about getting a mother in bed will go for anything that breathes.
I suspect that few of you would go with "D" in real life. Most of you are so horny that you will chase down anything. Any male from a wealthy western country that brags about getting a mother in bed will go for anything that breathes.
bigjohnson
Master Don Juan
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Between this and the circumcision thread I'm starting to wonder about this place.
:crackup:
Maximus Rex
Banned
I'd do the samething to the man-b*tch that I did to the faggot that came up to me, rub my back, said I was "cute," and asked me if we could got out. I'd beat it's f*cking ass.