"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Birthday Presents

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Pretty simple question:
Do you get bday presents for a girl you are "in a relationship" with, even if she's just a plate?

Do you get her something you know she wants (like a book, or movie) or what?

I've never got her anything before, but I can't just ignore her bday right?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Swampcamel

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If you're her top plate, she'll want to spend her birthday with you. Just go do a ton of fun stuff and pay for everything. I wouldn't buy a girl a birthday present unless I'd been in a serious, exclusive relationship with her for over 6 months.
 

SamTheHobit

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Well if she thinks and this goes for anyone that your less than for getting her a "birthday Present" Then she's probably a fvcking psycho path.
 
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