"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Birthday Present

Griffith

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This is silly, but hell whatever lol:p

My girlfriend is getting me a huge ass birthday present, apparently it's two words and starts with B. I wonder what it could be..

Guess it's not a Blaystation 3:(
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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flyinshark

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it's either bubble gum or bungee jumping...poor you!

nah, it could be so many things, so wait for it and maybe post here what it was!
 

diplomatic_lies

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Man one year my girlfriend said she'd give me something special, starting with the number "3". So my b'day rolls around, and she gives me 3 dollars.

So next year, I returned the favour by telling her I was getting her a car. Then I got her a toy Matchbox car.
 

Docs

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diplomatic_lies said:
Man one year my girlfriend said she'd give me something special, starting with the number "3". So my b'day rolls around, and she gives me 3 dollars.

So next year, I returned the favour by telling her I was getting her a car. Then I got her a toy Matchbox car.
LOL :crackup:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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