"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Birthday Present

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Griffith

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This is silly, but hell whatever lol:p

My girlfriend is getting me a huge ass birthday present, apparently it's two words and starts with B. I wonder what it could be..

Guess it's not a Blaystation 3:(
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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it's either bubble gum or bungee jumping...poor you!

nah, it could be so many things, so wait for it and maybe post here what it was!
 
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Man one year my girlfriend said she'd give me something special, starting with the number "3". So my b'day rolls around, and she gives me 3 dollars.

So next year, I returned the favour by telling her I was getting her a car. Then I got her a toy Matchbox car.
 
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diplomatic_lies said:
Man one year my girlfriend said she'd give me something special, starting with the number "3". So my b'day rolls around, and she gives me 3 dollars.

So next year, I returned the favour by telling her I was getting her a car. Then I got her a toy Matchbox car.
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LOL :crackup:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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