"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Birds crashing into the ground, explained

n00bPimp

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I just read this article on the shifting on the magnetic poles. I think this is the explanation for all those birds dying en mass lately.

As you may know, birds use the magnetic fields of the Earth to guide themselves. The Earth's field allows birds to maintain the proper altitude needed for different distances, in order to fly in the most efficient way.

So what are the effects on birds when the poles are shifting?
First off, not all birds are affected, and the effects affect only certain areas (I will explain why and where).
The affected birds will travel shorter distances in greater time and, in the case of migratory birds, never arrive to their destination. They also have to rely on their eyesight much more than ever because they can't trust magnetic fields that are shifting.

During the night however, if birds are startled and fly (except for nocturnal birds) they will follow the shifting magnetic fields right into the ground because they can not see.

Given the direction of the magnetic pole shift, this anomaly only affects one part of the world. Right now being the southern US. So the shifting of the poles will have an effect on a constantly shifting part of the world.

This anomaly has an opposite effect on the opposite side of the globe, for now being northen Europe. Here, the birds are flying high up until they become exhausted and plummet to their deaths from exhaustion and lack of O2. See: Birds dying in mass in Sweeden.
 

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You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

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Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Yeah I was just going to mention the fish as well. How did they die? I'm sure they didn't crash into the bottom of the sea like the birds crashed into the ground?

Interesting theory though on the magnetic poles shifting.
 

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Good theory. I know they just closed an airport in Florida, which is near the bird deaths, because the magnetic pole shifts has caused the airport to need to change their signs the planes use to land.

By George I think you've got it!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Nimm said:
It`s a Pr stunt to bring FlashForward back!
Of course FlashForward was the first thing I thought of when hearing about this. I wish that show was still on.
 

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I personally think a complete pole flip will wreak mass havoc on the animals..
If it happens within a very short amount of time (It shouldn't.) I wouldn't be surprised if planes fell out of the sky from navigation failure, just like the birds did here.
 

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Makes much more sense than fireworks.
 

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I was skeptical when first read your post, but after reading about today's bird deaths in Italy Your theory starts making sense. "Yesterday alone 300 corpses were recovered with all of them having a blue tinge to their beaks, which scientists say indicates poisoning or hypoxia which is lack of oxygen that can confuse animals."
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Dammit. I just made a new tin foil hat too.
 

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JustLurk said:
I personally think a complete pole flip will wreak mass havoc on the animals..
If it happens within a very short amount of time (It shouldn't.) I wouldn't be surprised if planes fell out of the sky from navigation failure, just like the birds did here.
Dude, planes aren't going to just "fall out of the sky" if the poles reverse quickly. The nav system may get screwy, but they'll issue a NOTAM and pilots will know very quickly.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Glad to know we have our top scientific minds working this instead of wasting their time on curing cancer and AIDs.
 

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n00bPimp said:
Mapped out the birds killings:
Compare your map to this graph of earthquake history:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Landkarte_New_Madrid_Erdbeben.jpg

They are virtually identical. I think the New Madrid fault is about blow. Geologists give it a 90% chance of a ~7.0 quake within the next fifty years. Movement of magna underneath the ancient fault is what makes it have earthquakes. That same magna movement is probably what is throwing off the magnetic fields, causing the bird deaths.

I hope I'm wrong, especially since I live about 50 miles from the fault line and next to a bird-death town. But I suspect I'm not.
 

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SharinganUser said:
Glad to know we have our top scientific minds working this instead of wasting their time on curing cancer and AIDs.
Funny you mention this because I notice there are basically no scientists trying to figure the pattern left by bird kills.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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