Billy Zabka & John Kreese

[BigJimbo]

Time for a history lesson. Your parents might like this one.

Laugh if you want, but Billy was one hot piece of azz back in the day. Dude was the ultimate bad boy. The kind of dude who banged your mother before you daddy ever got a glimpse of her. He had it all and he played the part perfectly. If you want to see how to be a bad boy I would definitely suggest you watch any of his many movies from the 80's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qco4RGHhJGo

John Kreese on the other hand was THE MASTER. He was the reason every horny boy in America decided to get into Karate. No joke. Karate studios became common throughout Middle America after boys got a glimpse into the world of John Kreese. None of you would be watching MMA now if not for the impact that John Kreese made on America.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8lUt0Ile00&feature=related
Still good after all these years. I think I will go pick on some kid in a wheelchair now.

Peace.

 

[Huffman]

I always thought John Kreese was a stupid fraud, and a very unbelievable movie character. But then again I was doing Karate already

Then again, Cobra Kai is the role model for a McDojo (you learn stupid things and pay loads of money), and now you have hundreds of those.

 

[BigJimbo]

I always thought John Kreese was a stupid fraud, and a very unbelievable movie character. But then again I was doing Karate already

Then again, Cobra Kai is the role model for a McDojo (you learn stupid things and pay loads of money), and now you have hundreds of those.

Exactly. That one dojo created a wave of plastic dojos. As a kid that was some serious sh--. You couldn't find karate books at the library for at least five years after that movie came out. Every boy had plastic Ninja stars in his locker. No p---y would have dared to have sided with Daniel. Your azz wouldn't have lasted a day in school.

Did you have a poster of Johnny on your wall?

http://www.8ball.co.uk/tshirts/karatekidt-shirt-kaiguyst-shirt_1_114216_black_l.jpg
Dude, I wear this under my hooded sweatshirt. Bad to the Bone!

Sad that these young boys on here don't remember the glory days. Remember that other bad azz, Huey! Huey from "The Legend of Billie Jean"! Damn, that dude was stupid but cool. I spent the 80's rooting for guys who never won. Sad. No wonder I found refuge in a defeated land from that time (Soviet Union).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=i0i6jh3ukxY#t=150s
Stupid Huey. So frustrating to watch that movie. American malls rocked back then. Good times indeed. Now only the over 65 crowd shows up at malls (save for Christmas time) in America. They have these walking trails for them. When in America I sit and watch them circle around and around the mall. That is why you grow old in America. To circle a mall with other oldies. BTW, do you know that in Canada they still have Orange Julius? F---, that drink was the BOMB in 1980's America.

Eventually this thread is going to hit the grandest of all 80's music videos. Just you wait.