"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Billy Brown

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Oh Billy Brown had lived an ordinary life.
Two kids, a dog, and a cautionary wife.
While it was all going according to plan
Then Billy Brown fell in love with another man.
He met his lover almost every single day
Making excuses through his (dodly) holiday
(Unto religion that he said and duty found
They didn’t know his faith was (earthlic) bound)

Brown…Oh Billy Brown.
Don’t let the stars get you down.
Don’t let the waves let you drown.
Brown…Oh Billy Brown.
Gonna pick you up like a paper cup.
Gonna shake the water out of every nook.
Oh Billy Brown.

Oh Billy Brown needed a place, somewhere to go.
He found an island off the coast of Mexico
Leaving his lover and his family behind.
Oh Billy Brown needed to find some peace of mind.
And on his journey and his travels on the way,
He met a girlie who was brave enough to say,
When they made love he shared the burden of his mind.
Oh Billy Brown you are a victim of the times.

Brown…Oh Billy Brown.
Don’t let the stars get you down.
Don’t let the waves let you drown.
Brown…Oh Billy Brown.
Gonna pick you up like a paper cup.
Gonna shake the water out of every nook.
Oh Billy Brown.
Brown…Oh Billy Brown.
Gonna pick you up like a paper cup.
Gonna shake the water out of every nook.
Oh Billy Brown.

Oh Billy Brown had lived an ordinary life.
Two kids, a dog, and a cautionary wife.
While it was all going according to plan
Then Billy Brown fell in love with another man

I love the lyrics to this song, it is great how life turns out, this touches on so many things that I think everyday:

1. Men are never happy

2. Life always tries to get you down

3. You always end up with true happiness but only if you look for it.

Billy brown is a chap who obviously hated his life so much that he turned gay, he knew he wasn’t really gay he used it to get out of the commitment he had, he then travelled around and found someone who made him happy, someone he could talk to and “share the burden of his mind” with.

Just goes to show everything we work towards happens everyday, we just don’t notice it until it is made visible to us.

We get into relationships and have kids and a pet that we don’t want, and what drives us – money a house, sex, our happiness of our children. We eventually learn that our happiness no longer matters we have to look after what we have.

We should not have to settle for second best and I believe that I will never fall into this trap. That is all thanks to the game, I have the choice now and I'm treated as an equal in life and am no longer told what to do by my partner and no longer do I have to spend £1000 on **** I don’t want just to make my woman happy.

STAND UP BE COUNTED LEARN FROM BILLY BROWN!!!

If you are not happy CHANGE!!! – no matter what your circumstances they will understand and if they don’t it is there problem, not yours – sometimes it is good to be selfish.

No idea where that came from but I know that sometimes we all need to look at our lifes and see if we are truly happy.

Love you all.

Phoenix.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Billy Brown was an idiot, never fvck another man, never fvck an animal, if these were your only options in life then I suggest you either kill yourself or kidnap a hot young babe and keep her in your cellar, these are obviously tragic solutions, though fvcking another man is much much worse, never ever do it. :down:
 
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HaremMasterThomas said:
Billy Brown was an idiot, never fvck another man, never fvck an animal, if these were your only options in life then I suggest you either kill yourself or kidnap a hot young babe and keep her in your cellar, these are obviously tragic solutions, though fvcking another man is much much worse, never ever do it. :down:

lol
 
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