Bikini Model

[bigneil]

This afternoon I finished work early, put on a bow tie and went to my local strip club to play poker, but the poker dealer was absent. However, I ran into a dancer who I had sort of avoided once before, but only because she approached me and I needed her to walk away to check out her butt before I could decide how hot she was. She was.

So when I saw her on stage I paid her for a few table dances and she seemed to melt into my arms. She asked me if we could go to VIP but I declined. Then she asked if we could hang at the bar (and later stage) so I said yes. Within an hour she asked me to take her home to my pool (for free, and with the stipulation that there would be no sex). I asked her to prove herself with a kiss and she did, so of course, I obliged.

On the way home she asked me if we could stop at Target and get her a $15 bikini. So I did. I didn't think it was allowed, but she brought me into the female changing room with her, along with 8 bikinis. She then proceeded to model all 8 bikinis for me, getting stark naked in between each. I had never seen her completely bare before, only topless. I had to pinch myself at one point. Best $15 I ever spent.

Here's the most surprising part: when she confessed her love later on my couch she kept saying over and over that the main reason she was falling for me was that "No man had ever had the patience to just take (her) shopping and enjoy himself in the changing room". Does that sound like it was a bad thing for any man? Was she un-projecting her boyfriend's specific issues? She probably has BPD but it was still a fun date. Anyhow, if this is the secret to winning a girl's heart, you have to try it!

 

[foreverAFC]

Anyhow, if this is the secret to winning a girl's heart, you have to try it!

cool man, next time a hb stripper asks me to hang out with her in the changing room ill make sure to do that

 

[TheMonkeyKing]

cool man, next time a hb stripper asks me to hang out with her in the changing room ill make sure to do that

Not going to lie.... it sounds like rock solid advice.

F*ck. I love strippers.

 

[TheMonkeyKing]

I love strippers. I love strippers. I love strippers. I love strippers. I love strippers.

 

[The Duke]

Neil, I had a strippr once that I was friends with at the club. One night I told her to meet me at the local country dance bar. After a nice evening dancing we parted ways. She told me a few days later that I was the first guy ever to go on a "date" with her and not try to fuhk her that same night.

Strippa's are used to guys trying to score within minutes of meeting them. You stood out from the crowd by not. She sounds like fun, enjoy it while it lasts.

 

[skinnyguy]

I did that with an HB 9.5 Latina once. She was sooooo fit so it made me really horny when she tried them on. She was BPD.

 

[Don-Kong]

Patience is key. Taken a long time to realise, but that's all that was.

 

[bigneil]

I realized her circular logic shortly after posting this. She must have liked me before leaving the club with me, so for her to say something that happened after that was the reason she fell is typical of "female logic". They try to explain their feelings, and simply don't factor chronological order into the equation.

Side note: Once you get them out of the club, it's important to remember that you must change to a more hands-off approach. In the club, they are coming on to you. Outside, you can't just resume that position. They have to. Sometimes you do it without knowing it because you confuse the illusion of her act with the reality of a regular date. It's best to lean away and try not to touch them once you are outside.

Another thing you'll get quickly is that super hot women will criticize you for not looking as good naked as they do. I love that one. Their boyfriend is 16 years younger, has no job, and sleeps on his mom's couch, but she wants you to have abs like him. That's like our asking her for $20 to sit with her. But it's why we have to constantly work out and work.

 

[VladPatton]

Lesson learned, fellas!

Stripper: "would you like a VIP room dance?"

You: "Fück no!! Get yer shıt we're going to Target!"

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

She said this: "No man had ever had the patience to just take (her) shopping and enjoy himself in the changing room".

Which is utterly ridiculous, considering guys are constantly paying her to get naked, but according to her, they wouldn't sit with her in a changing room while she tries on bikini's? :crazy: Definite chick logic right there.

But it very well could have been this: "I ran into a dancer who I had sort of avoided once before" and "She asked me if we could go to VIP but I declined."

As well as some tight game while talking at the bar..... BOOM....exiting the club with a stripper.