"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I went to a couple parties on Saturday, and something really weird happened. When I got home and went to take a leak...I FREAKED out.

Okay, so while dancing with this girl, I started getting an erection. No biggy, happens most of the time. But this time, she moved her ass in a weird way that made the skin on my penis go back behind the head. (I'm not circumcised)
So while dancing with her, a couple minutes later I feel this sharp pull on my penis and it caused me to move my hips backwards. It only lasted for a fraction of a second though, so I didn't think it was much. I put my hand in my pocket real quick to put the skin back over the head just in case though. The rest of the night was pretty normal again, no pain or anything.

So when I got home to take a leak, I noticed there was a small blood spot on my boxers. I looked at my weiner, and nothing. So then I pulled the skin back and inspected it, and I found a tiny little slit on my frenulum(sp?).

For those of you who are uncircumcised, it's that little peice of skin that links your foreskin to the bottom of the head of your penis so it can't pull back too far.

It's a little tiny slit...the question is...should I be freaking out about it?
It's barely noticeble...I had to look real hard to find where it was.
Should I see a doctor about it?
Ever happened to you/anyone you know?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Get it checked by a urologist.

You'll probably be given some kind of special disinfectant to apply daily that is mild enough for the skin of your johnson to tolerate safely since the skin of that is different from the rest of the skin on our bodies.

That and I'm sure the doc will tell you to check it over every day to make sure its healing and not getting infected.

If it gets infected you'll then probably be prescribed antibiotics.

Take the full course and do not stop taking your dosage until all the medication is gone even if all signs of infection have dissapeared.

Morons stop taking their medication all the time when they feel better or see that their infection is gone only to have it come back stronger because they didn't finish their full cycle.
 

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Ouch is all I can say.

Sounds painful. Like a paper-cut. Small, but it bothers you all the time.

I hope you heal up quick bro.
 

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That made me cringe reading your post man, I had that happen to me a while ago (except for the blood) and all I can say is THAT SH!T HURTS!
 

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KontrollerX said:
Get it checked by a urologist.

You'll probably be given some kind of special disinfectant to apply daily that is mild enough for the skin of your johnson to tolerate safely since the skin of that is different from the rest of the skin on our bodies.

That and I'm sure the doc will tell you to check it over every day to make sure its healing and not getting infected.

If it gets infected you'll then probably be prescribed antibiotics.

Take the full course and do not stop taking your dosage until all the medication is gone even if all signs of infection have dissapeared.

Morons stop taking their medication all the time when they feel better or see that their infection is gone only to have it come back stronger because they didn't finish their full cycle.

While I was at my friends house yesterday I asked his dad about it. [general doctor]
He told me he was gonna get me a disinfectant, but then remembered he had one just like the one he was gonna give me in his cabinet, so he gave me that one. (it's for small cuts in sensitive skin)
So yeah, I'm applying that when I wake up and when I go to bed.
He said if it doesnt heal up in 2 weeks he'll get me an appointment with a urologist or w/e it is.

And to the other two dudes, it actually doesnt hurt at all.
It did feel like a paper cut when it happened, but that was it.
Hasn't hurt ever since.

I hope my johnson is gonna be okay.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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thatguyjamalx said:
That made me cringe reading your post man, I had that happen to me a while ago (except for the blood) and all I can say is THAT SH!T HURTS!
How long did it take to heal dude?
 
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