"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Big butt and jeans for me

KidwithSocks

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So im not sure about this but i am a 37-38 on my bum area, im 5'9 150LB/s,
I'm thinking my bum is too big for my built, is there any way to decrease it?

and what jeans would look nice, any i try on makes it stick out very noticeable..
not a good look imo.

thats my two questions, any response welcomed.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Mavrick

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Are you serious?

5'9" at 150 is a stick. Instead of making you 4ss smaller, make the rest of your body bigger. Stop thinking like a girl. Unless you are a girl. Then this does not apply to you.

150 is a stick at 5'7". Really, start working out with weights and eat properly to bulk up the rest of your body.
 
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search1ng

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i'm 5'8, 155ish... don't really look like a stick...
 

Mavrick

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I'm 5'7" at 180lbs and I still think I look like a stick.
 

mintxx

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relax ladies. if your azz looks big in this, procure some 'boot cut' (god knows what you call it in the states) lee or wrangler jeans, none of this stone washed or tapered/skinny sh!t.

if you really want to distract peeps from yo azz, just wear a balaclava.

or even better, squat and deadlift your way to some awesome quads to even things out.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Cry For Love

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Ass is good! Even fat on ass.girls dig it and it lowers your chance of heart disease if you have fat there instead of belly
 

mrRuckus

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When i was 170 lbs my legs were big enough i couldn't wear boot cut jeans.
 

mrRuckus

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When i was 170 lbs my legs were big enough i couldn't wear boot cut jeans.
 
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