"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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So I drive for this company innovative sound concepts and I pretty much deliver surround sound and home theaters to bars and restuarants and ****. Anyway, the guys who load my truck ****ed up and left me extras.

I'm saying these things are worth like $3000 and I got it for free. I am like flipping out over this ****. Anyway I figured since I only make 8 bucks an hour, I'd try to get myself a little bonus and sell these cheap.

I was just wondering if anyone is interested. I got a couple of systems worth several thousand and I am looking to dump it dirt cheap.

IM ME.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'll give you 5 yen.
 

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I'll give u $100 for it, including shipping to South Africa:rolleyes: ;) ... PM me... *G*


Laterz...
 
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