Best ways to get laid off tinder

[Dhoulmagus]

I feel like talking to them more decreases your chances.

 

[Jetleg]

i don't use it anymore, but here are some tips, i tried couple approaches:
-have more than 4 photos, the first one should be just your face. (Bonus: pic in nice clothes, or in fancy places are very good, because the h0es like that)
-write a short bio (no quotes or dumb shi!t, just something funny) - this is a muss, if you're tall (unlike me) write your height (and add maybe 1 or two inches)

if you don't have the two above you can forget it. after you got matches with the b1tches, send them max 6-8 messages, then cut the bull sh1t and ask for her phone number. (or even better, just give it to her to check her IL) don't write anything too sexual or too cheesy, and defintly don't text too much (because there are lot of orbiters there) - it means that when you get her # you should already have her agreeing to meet, otherwise you're probably gonna waste your time.

when you got her # you can start being more sexual and flirty. there are many approaches, some guys will text more, some less. my advice is as said, if you got her number, you should suggest the date pretty quickly, and don't call her untill you guys met for the first time. the problem with those b1tches is that they got too many options, so you should stand out with your texts, be mysterious. i repeat: DONT text too much, they will flake you, and DONT waste too much time on them.

another advice: a lot of b1tches will look very nice on tinder, but in real life they are maybe 4-5ish. meeting for a coffee just to see if she is f**kable is also a good apporach. i've digged some b1tches that i otherwise would never have, just because the situation was already set.

tinder is sh!t, if you're average to good looking, dont expect too much, its all or nothing in tinder, most of b1tches are looking for white, tall, masculine male.

 

[gravityeyelids]

Literally everything Jetlag said I can confirm and agree with. And yes, they're normally a few points down IRL on the hot scale. You CAN meet some cute girls but the cute ones I've met were always pretty damaged and crazy (watch out for STDs!!).

I've banged probably 5-6 off there, hooked up with a few more and met up with a couple dozen. Was it worth it? Not really. I soent far too many hours of my life on that stupid app, and the girls were usually mediocre in bed, not interesting to talk to and generally not worth the effort. Coffee is the best option unless her IL is super super high, EVEN if you are gold lookin.

Honestly just go after girls at the bar and if you're horny, watching porn will be more satisfying and safer than random Tinder girls

 

[Tictac]

No OLD site is going to get you laid. It will give you opportunities to get laid.

 

[Who Dares Win]

Beware of the entertainment seekers and the instagram fan collectors.

"I dont use tinder so much, follow me on instagram we can talk there" its a trap.

I got this message from 2 girls of that kind, once I tried talk asking a date and they felt I wasnt falling for the trap they simply unmatched.

 

[El Payaso]

Tinder used to be good before but it's now just for attention seeking girls who have very little intention of meeting you.

The ugliest of the ugliest girls have so many options that their value has been inflated.

You can get laid on it but be prepared to put in some man hours. If you're very attractive, it might be a bit easier.

 

[Jetleg]

I cant agree with El Payaso more. you can get laid on tinder, but because its became SO superficial, that even the most ugliest chicks wants the best looking men possible, you have to look REALLY good in order for it to worth your time (if you like ugly to mid looking girls), personally all those ugly b1tches writing in their bios "if you're under 6 feet swipe left" and "be funny" "be hot" are just pissing me off too much to even deal with them, so i deleted this stupid app.

The real good looking ones are just using it for fun, they only will agree to meet you if you're SUPER perfect, the man of their dreams. (it won't even matter if you're smooth or a DJ anymore, its just plain superficial)