"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Best way to rid THC before testing?

TheLadiesMan

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This summer I wanted to live a little, and smoked some pot with some friends. This is something I don't usually indulge in, but it was the summer, and I said F it because, life is too short you know?

Anyway, I haven't smoked in a couple of weeks, but prior to two weeks ago, I was hitting it a lot for a month. I figured, I'm taking care of my bidness, got all my bills in check, got money in the bank, etc. I just started this new job thru a temp service, and I'm doing one hella job for them. Since it'll be 90 days before they will drug test me to hire me full time, I'll quit soon. Welp.... company told me that since I'm doing such a great job for them, they are planning on buying out my contract with the temp agency, and told me to plan on being hired by them at the beginning of the month. D'OH!

So hey.... any suggestions?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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B-Real

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You need to drink a lot of water. The THC will stay in your system longer if you smoked everyday, but if you smoked on occasion it will stay probably no longer than 3 weeks. If you smoked everyday for that month, then you need to drink a LOT of water. I'd say it would be gone in about 6 weeks. You could also go to your local GNC store and buy some kind of drink or pill that flushes your system. That would speed up the process a little.
 

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reyalp

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one side effect of drinking a lot of water is that your urine sample will be too diluted to run tests on.

when i first started lifting weights i was chugging down a gallon of water a day, had to take a drug test. they had to schedule me to come back the next week because my urine was too diluted to test. they told me not to drink so much water the day before and the day of the test.
 

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cranberry juice, or whatever juice helps with UTI's. Go to walmart or GNC and get the pill or whatever that helps clear UTI's and you will be fine.

I know a girl who smoked everyday, a 6 bowl a day minimum. She stopped on a Thursday, drank water, cranberry juice and took that pill. She had to piss every 7 minutes, but she passed her test on Monday. Not something I would suggest doing, but desparate times call for desparate measures.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Celadus

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Niacin is supposed to be good. You can buy it at GNC.

Celadus
 

KUSHVILLE

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synthetic urine from Quickfix is the only true way you can past a test.
 
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