"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Best way to drink Grey Goose?

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STR8UP said:
Cheap vodka does NOT taste the same with a mixer, and it gives you a hangover if you drink too much.

I stick to the middle of the road. At home I buy Svedka for a "clean" tasting vodka, and Luksosowa potato vodka when I want a little flavor. Both are under $20 for a 1.75. Lotta bang for the buck and they both taste good.
I'll second this! Luksosowa (potato) vodka is very good, imo. Another Polish vodka I enjoy, but have a hard time finding in the US, is Zubrowka.

Bols vodka I thought was really good too, for a low/middle vodka, and very inexpensive in Europe. It's what most of the locals drank. I haven't found it here in the US though.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Mr.Positive said:
I'll second this! Luksosowa (potato) vodka is very good, imo. Another Polish vodka I enjoy, but have a hard time finding in the US, is Zubrowka.

Bols vodka I thought was really good too, for a low/middle vodka, and very inexpensive in Europe. It's what most of the locals drank. I haven't found it here in the US though.
Enjoying a couple of Lukey's and grapefruit as we speak...

It's funny because when I tell someone it's potato vodka they are like "ewwww....." (especially chicks....they tend to not be adventurous) but I guarantee if it were goven to them in a blind taste test it would beat about 70% of everything out there including Stoli and Absolut and most of the other "semi-premiums". I always seem to get one of the two or three last bottles on the shelf so I know SOME people do appreciate it.

Most people don't realize that vodka was invented in Poland, not Russia. There's an interesting bit of trivia for ya.
 

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cranberry juice or almost any kind of juice. im not picky when it comes to alcohol. mixed with coke or juice and it all tastes good to me.
 

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STR8UP said:
Most people don't realize that vodka was invented in Poland, not Russia. There's an interesting bit of trivia for ya.
I didn't know that either Str8up, and I've been to Poland several times. :up:

I do know that the men there never mix anything in their vodka, only women do. Like vodka with apple juice.

The men do shots straight. Though, traditionally they would have a chaser of some sort, such as a dish of pickled mushrooms and onions on the table. Everyone does a shot together, then dips into the bowl with a fork.

Doing shots of vodka is a very social thing, and the Polish are very social people. They sure know how to enjoy drinking, that's for sure.

If you ever find yourself doing shots with a group of Polish people, you are guaranteed to have a good time. And, guaranteed to get drunk too. ;)
 

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penkitten said:
i do not know brands of vodka, as i always just bought the cheap stuff and mixed it , since im such a chick .... but i know that when you go to a regular bar, you get the same cheap crap that you are used to in your drink. but when you go to a really nice place, upscale , bars, hotels, resorts, you get the really good stuff.

let me tell you why my reply matters to you, since i am a chick :
1. i must drink alot of the cheap stuff to get drunk enough to want to get naked. then when i do, like any other chick, i can get pretty mean before its all over with.
2. when i drink the good stuff, i may only need ONE single drink and have a perfect evening.


with that being said, i like vodka with cranberry juice or vodka with oj and peach snipes.
Whoops another mixer. Glad to know I'm not alone, lol.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Mr.Positive said:
I'll second this! Luksosowa (potato) vodka is very good, imo. Another Polish vodka I enjoy, but have a hard time finding in the US, is Zubrowka.

Bols vodka I thought was really good too, for a low/middle vodka, and very inexpensive in Europe. It's what most of the locals drank. I haven't found it here in the US though.
what does "uva uvam vivendo varia fit" mean?
 

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KarmaSutra said:
Leave it to Moon to perfectly clarify our discussion. I used to take cheap bottles of vodka and gin (the cheapest sh!t I could find) and run them through a Brita filter a few times. You'd be very surprised how smooth the end result is. No lagging iron taste in the background and it never gave me a hangover.

I don't know what type of crap the cheap companies use as filler but I would get the worst headaches until I started filtering my booze.
I've heard that most of the difference between an inexpensive vodka and a super-premium one was how well they filtered it. It's kind of ridiculous that they charge up to 2-3 times as much and hype it as "super-premium" just for better filtering.
 
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