Best way to answer "Do you have a girlfriend?"

[DastardlyDan]

What's the best reply to the comment? I've been asked that question, but my answer is usually the stale "I'm dating around". So what are some good responses to that question?

 

[WatchMeWalk]

"You think you have competition?"

 

[MinusoneAFC]

bravo, I always get that one and I usually give some lame one like I am dating but I like that response because you flip back on the girl.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

"Do I have a girlfriend!!!!!? Do you!!!?"

They usually laugh, because they get it, and will respond "I don't have a girlfriend."


I respond: "You don't? Why not?"

If you don't think they'll get it, or they are not too bright, just say:

"do you have a girlfriend?"

All of a sudden, you have turned it around, and she's the one having to explain herself. Haha. Love it.

 

[InLawsHateMe]

"I have plenty of girlfriend(s)" and smile "I'm still looking for a real woman though..." or " ..I dunno, ask me that question a little later, the day ain't over yet."

..or if she's really cool, you could say...

"I'm still interviewing prospects."

"I dunno, how do you feel about anal?"

"Intersting question.. whatta ya say we talk about that more tonight over dinner, how does 7ish sound?"

 

[tamales]

Say, while smiling and looking at her intently.."Well, yes, I have girls who are friends..." Pause and smile. Pause and smile. And move on. Never give a straight answer if you are dating lots of others and if she persists say, "well, I am here with you now aren't I." Wink and move on. DO NOT LET HER PUSH. Let the ? drop to the floor. I mean just because she asks doesn't mean you have to answer. This is only true if you are playing around with her and want to keep your options open.

If not, then still be vague. If you want her as a girlfriend, you can use C& F and say, why are you interviewing for the position. This might work best for women.

But the pause and smile move works very well for any sticky situation. Again, pause and smile, pause and smile and move on to new topic. Like kissing her passionately. That will shut her up. If she likes you.

 

[LaZaRuS]

I always answer that question with "I don't have a girlfriend. I just have a girl that would be really mad if she heard me say that! "

 

[ShortTimer]

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

A girlfriend? What makes you think I only have one?

 

[Unregistered]

How about this:

if you have a girlfriend, say yes

if you don't have a girlfriend, say no

if you're gay, tell her to talk to the hand

 

[K Street]

I used this once with a girl who had a very good sense of humor (or bad, since she laughed)

Her: So, do you have a girlfriend.
Me: (looking, acting sad) Well, actually...I'm a recent widower.
Her: Oh, I'm sorry. How recent?
Me: (smiling) Later this week, if I get around to it.

Note: This one only works if the girl knows you never give a serious answer to any of her questions.

 

[3rdeye]

Originally posted by InLawsHateMe
[B"I dunno, how do you feel about anal?"[/B]

yeah bottom line this is the best one to say!!! hahahahah

 

[Dee-Zy]

I'm just date'N right now.