"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Best training for lifting up a girl

JayCee23

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So what's the best training for ****ing whilst holding her up against the wall or holding her up in the shower? Any ideas on physically improving myself for this noble task?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Flyer

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lol. practice. :D

chalk helps if she's oily :p (though wouldnt recommend it)
 

ATX1001

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You're going to need arm strength as well.. try holding 2/3 50lb plates up against a wall for as long as you can (pref. brick, plaster will mark)
 

mintxx

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Jesus dude how much does she weigh? If you've got your arms under her knees and your hands on the taps or even just a wall you won't need any training unless she's a 200 pound grizzly, trust me.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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speed dawg

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If you can't hold the girl up while fvcking her for at least about one minute, then she's probably too big for you.
 

dmatter

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not truu, i had problems in the shower lifting a girl up. is there a technique to it? lol. well not lifting her but mainting the position and pounding
 

wunnaBsmooth

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Exactly what would one call this workout training? "Shower Pounding Position Maintenance"? ............:crackup:

Seriously... I tend to be attracted to girls who are much smaller than me. so no problem here.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Connor99

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just find a slut thats 5'2 and weighs 105 pounds

Its simple
 

cablecow15

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lmao well put..
 
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