“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Best Romantic Line of all time!!

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Things were getting hot. We were really into each other. Making out like mad. I knew it was time to hit her with the line. In between french kisses and heavy breathing I asked----


"What's your name honey? Any idea???"
 

marqZAL

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Your place or mine????...those words touch a special place in my heart...I dont you can get more romantic than that
 

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Good lord what planet are you people from. I wasn't asking for ideas. It was a joke -

"What's your name honey? Any idea??? :D

Get it??? Unfreakinbelievable :confused:
 

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what was a joke? you kissing a girl? or you asking for her name?
 

Eternal

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Originally posted by MuscleDude
Really starting to wonder about the iq level on this site.
Actually, we are debating that in the Anything Else forum right now! But with you here, I think it dropped some...
 

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Originally posted by wheelin&dealin
I think it's pretty obvious...


MuscleDude is starting quarterback on "Team Retard".

bwahahhahahahah! Good shiet. hahhaahah
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Man MuscleMan, you are one funny guy. This must be the funniest post i have seen here in a long time.

"What's your name honey? Any idea???"


You better keep your muscles because without them you obvisiously dont have a very good personality.
 

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While heavily making out, whisper in her ear, "I eat P***y like a girl"...


This thread is tooo funny...
 

Ronin I

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How about:

You: "Do you have any Italian in you?"
Her: "No"
You: "Do you want some?"

:)
 

InLawsHateMe

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Originally posted by Reto
While heavily making out, whisper in her ear, "I eat P***y like a girl"...


This thread is tooo funny...
LOL!!!

What was that one post that was close to this reply? LOL!!!!

Something like while making out with her, whisper in her ear, 'Wanna lick my p*ssy?' LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Damn, where is that poster?
 

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"I always liked...cowabunga"

Mr. Mystery
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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while making out
"lord, thank god this crab isn't as tight"
 
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