Best responses to b!tch sheilds/c0ck blocks?

[Naughty Ninja]

What are some of your best responses to c0ck blocks you can think of from mother hens, girls putting up b!tch sheilds, (out in a club,bar) etc.

Like "I don't have a phone", "We're lesbians", "you're a loser" or any other you can think of that you've had said to you and wished you'd had a good reply to or heard said to other guys?

 

[Scars]

The thing is.. a b!tch shield doesn't always necessarily mean GAME OVER. It IS possible to turn the out-come around, so you shouldn't always be so quick to think of an insulting comeback unless you completely plan to eject.

There's been times I opened and I wasn't feeling it at all, and then would somehow turn it around by using reverse psychology to make them qualify themselves to me. It is possible.

-Scars

Edit: I didn't realize you meant a group as a whole. Usually when I open a set by myself, I will be playful and flirty with all of them. Win over the whole group to the point where they are all seemingly fighting for your attention. Then single your target out and lead her way.

This has always been the best policy for me. After you show them you are a decent and fun guy the "****blockers" will actually AID you. Instead of "stay away from that creep" it'll be "go get 'um tiger". This isn't always the case. But I've found that if you win over the group as a whole it works much better. Make it obvious what your intentions are, but let them wonder which one will be getting the d!ck tonight. Their curiosity will keep you around longer, which gives you more time to show your colors lock it in.

After all, a woman isn't really receptive to sleeping with a man if you are a total d!ck to her friends. It isn't until you are her boyfriend or have already won her over that you can get away with this.

 

[kingsam]

What are some of your best responses to c0ck blocks you can think of from mother hens, girls putting up b!tch sheildssee sh!t tests below, (out in a club,bar) etc.

you must befriend the blockers, get them on your side, not make enemies of them,

Like "I don't have a phone"= rejection ?? => excuse, every one has a phone, if they mean they dont have one on them ... get a nubmer write it down , "We're lesbians"= 99% gonna be a sh!t test (99% of true lesbians are dog ugly so you likely wouldnt be macking on them), "you're a loser"= again sh!t test or any other you can think of that you've had said to you and wished you'd had a good reply to or heard said to other guys?

most girls are resonably friendly initially, if your getting bad respsonses it may be you

sh!t test are (often subconcious) automated respsonses women give to check for manlyness/your value and weed out the weak men - the usual chode/afc woudl go "oh..." and walk off... a guy who has value would just keep in there = keep plowing (would post a link but my browser is screwed) seach in google "rsd plowing"
they may then accept you as a strong male and be suddenly nice!
if they really dont like you it will be clear!

other common lines (said by fattie mother hen/blocker)
"she has a BF"
"were on a girls night out"

edit:
plowing
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/94944

 

[spinaroonie]

1. Win over the entire group.
2. "Is it cool if I talk to your friend alone for a bit? I've been ignoring her."
3. Isolate.

 

[spinaroonie]

This post discusses the c*cblocking phenomenon:

http://akinokure.blogspot.com/2010/09/what-evidence-do-you-see-for-greater.html

At house parties or in dance clubs and bars, girls don't leave their friends alone. If they get the sense that one of their friends wants to slip away and pair up with a boy, whether for something light or heavy, they become **** blocks -- a phrase that did not exist before because there was rarely such a thing. They steal the friend back, or sometimes just walk off as a group, knowing that the girl (being a girl) cannot take being stranded by her clique and will fall in line behind them. In mixed-sex times, they would've left her alone, and if not, she would've told them to mind their own business, get a life of their own, etc.

Here's a girl's perspective (http://www.enotalone.com/forum/show...-vs.-Today&p=4454377&viewfull=1#post4454377):

Personally I find it very rude when a guy starts trying it on with my friend or myself and completley ignoring the other so they sit there bored out of their brains. We came out to have a girls night, not to sit there and watch one get hit on. If you like a girl, a quick conversation then asking for a number/whatever means of contact is fair. To try and hog her from her friends for the whole night is just rude, especially if she's only with one other friend. The girl being left out gets very bored and annoyed that she's having her night wasted, the girl being chat up feels irritated and bad for their friend too. I have been on both sides.

One guy once decided to stalk me around a club, wouldn't leave me alone, literlally pulled me onto his lap when I didn't want to sit with him and would not take no for an answer. This is when a "c**k block" can really help! Many guys are so persistant they won't take "I have a boyfriend" or "Sorry I am not interested" as an answer, so sometimes a friend swooping in can help a lot!

I think a healthy balance is fine, if me and my friends are ok with some guys talking to us it's alright but if they try to snatch one of us off it's a problem. We're here together as friends, you want to see one of us seperately? Ask for our number/facebook/etc and meet another time.

Of course, what if your friend genuinely likes and has a good connection with the guy... Why pull her way because you're not getting the same attention or validation. Wouldn't a good friend put her friend's desires before her own?

^ but that's the logical male mindset. Younger women especially are inherently solipsistic and have a constant desire for attention and validation.

DON'T IGNORE THE FRIENDS.